Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.

(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# It was her first time as a sex doll
but she set him aflame

all done using my new Sony digital8 handycam - I'm so happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 12:08, More)
# Alan couldn't wait to get back from the video store...

(wallaby of folk-rock, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 10:56, More)
# Double date?

(Dr Frank, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 10:49, More)
# Interracial Chocolate Sauce Scat Fetish!


it's rather rude, but it's only chocolate...
(kumquatmarmalade, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 9:29, More)
# jammin

butter them up
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 17:29, More)
# 2 Completely lifeless objects....

I can't wait to see the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 16:41, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 15:56, More)
# PRON
The salesman had said that having two Pron machines in the same room would cause trouble...

Click here for big
(Lexx, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:58, More)
# Pearoast for compo...


Clicky for biggerfy
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 14:20, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 13:32, More)
# How cigarettes are really made


Shameless repost for compo, but it's quite old.

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(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:48, More)
# My compo entry

It's a bit rude, isn't it? I had some trouble doing this at work, let me tell you. The picture, that is, not the activity.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 12:40, More)
# Apologies in advance: Mile High Club

(drydo, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 11:33, More)
# for the comp

(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 11:09, More)
# Awful shoppage...

(sintaxasn, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 10:05, More)
# the physical act of pinbal lurve

TILT!
[repost for comp]
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 9:40, More)
# Do these count?






From these Bash pix.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 9:26, More)
# Go cuddle something else, will you? We're busy!

(nadir, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 5:23, More)
# It's natural.

(nadir, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 4:48, More)
# pedal-philia

(XR-637, Doombot of Love, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 3:26, More)
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