Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.


(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# Repost for comp...

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 22:54, More)
# You've got male

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 22:48, More)
# I hate it when this happens-
I was about to take a photo for the "Inanimate sex challenge", when he lost it at the last minute...


It's feebly weak, but better than environmental revision...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 22:47, More)
# New McDonalds advertisement scheme

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 22:00, More)
# Repost for compo
She liked it when he jump her bones

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:44, More)
# tainted love



push it good, uhhh, push it real good...
sorta fits the challenge, does it?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:12, More)
# OK - so George Michael isn't a household item



OK - so George Michael isn't a household item - but he's pretty inanimate.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:57, More)
# 69...

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:28, More)
# Foreword: "Pinto" in portuguese is a slang for "penis"
That´s why the Ford Pinto never made it here.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:27, More)
# What do you mean, that's not rude?


I just creamed all over Uranus, didn't I?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:20, More)
# .

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:18, More)
# Saturn Sex
Saturn was the leader and (in some myths) the youngest of the first generation of Titans. His mother was Gaia, and his father was Uranus.

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:54, More)
# Phone Sex

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:54, More)
# Giving It Some..

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:45, More)
# And you all thoght it was real


/pearoast for compo
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:36, More)
# mummy, whats that doing?
it's browning the meat dear


(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:34, More)
# ..stretching the compo criteria a bit...


and a big ta to Cassidy for the vote and kind words!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:28, More)
# Compo Entry

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:21, More)
# .

(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:00, More)
# David loved his annual trips to America


Morning all!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 18:40, More)
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