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The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
I hate it when this happens-
I was about to take a photo for the "Inanimate sex challenge", when he lost it at the last minute...

It's feebly weak, but better than environmental revision...
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 22:47, More)
tainted love



push it good, uhhh, push it real good...
sorta fits the challenge, does it?
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:12, More)
OK - so George Michael isn't a household item

OK - so George Michael isn't a household item - but he's pretty inanimate.
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:57, More)
Foreword: "Pinto" in portuguese is a slang for "penis"
That´s why the Ford Pinto never made it here.
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:27, More)
What do you mean, that's not rude?

I just creamed all over Uranus, didn't I?
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:20, More)
Saturn Sex
Saturn was the leader and (in some myths) the youngest of the first generation of Titans. His mother was Gaia, and his father was Uranus.
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:54, More)
..stretching the compo criteria a bit...

and a big ta to Cassidy for the vote and kind words!
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:28, More)


The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)

I was about to take a photo for the "Inanimate sex challenge", when he lost it at the last minute...

It's feebly weak, but better than environmental revision...
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 22:47, More)




push it good, uhhh, push it real good...
sorta fits the challenge, does it?
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:12, More)


OK - so George Michael isn't a household item - but he's pretty inanimate.
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:57, More)

That´s why the Ford Pinto never made it here.

( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:27, More)


I just creamed all over Uranus, didn't I?
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 20:20, More)

Saturn was the leader and (in some myths) the youngest of the first generation of Titans. His mother was Gaia, and his father was Uranus.

( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:54, More)


and a big ta to Cassidy for the vote and kind words!
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:28, More)