Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.

(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# Naughty bridges!! Stop it! Stop it, NOW!

(Spockinasock, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:01, More)
# Not tonight...

...Josephine!
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Sat 24 Jan 2004, 12:51, More)
# Do you have any Dark Side in you?
Would you like some?


(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 11:34, More)
# does this count?

(count duckula, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 11:31, More)
#

and yesterdays effort

edit: please go clicky, i liked the helicopter one but nobody else seemed to
('Andeh', Sat 24 Jan 2004, 11:08, More)
# Number Five Is So ALIVE!!!!!!!!

(flakeygoathairs, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 9:42, More)
# toothbrush bukkake!
multiple facials...er...bristles?

(evilbert has his nob out under the desk., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 8:18, More)
# They were at it all night like er...hammer & tongs...

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 5:06, More)
# for some reason this is big
edit: sorry, it usually optimizes smaller

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:41, More)
# compy

...she was tired of forking...

(heh)
(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:28, More)
# Darling, that was wonderful.

(KnitWit, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 1:59, More)
# Pickles, yum

(Tonto Popadopolous, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 1:06, More)
# Pearost for compo

(Lambkin, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 1:03, More)
# That's the pot shagging the kettle...

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:34, More)
# What really happened to Spirit
 

 
(brainflakes, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:16, More)
# Erm . .

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:10, More)
# If I wrote the dictionary...
I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.

(Mr Lawrence, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:05, More)
# "when there's no one around........."

"even the trees are at it.........."
(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:53, More)
# Hope this hasn't been done.

(Mr Lawrence, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:35, More)
# this count?

it is real by the way
('Andeh', Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:16, More)
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