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The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
the lads liked nothing more after a beer and curry...

than a nice soggy biscuit competition
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:10, More)
he placed his enormous purple helmet between her beef curtains
(and then went to make a cup of tea)

engorge
i can only apologise
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:05, More)
...

And although undoubtedly GC and indeed no
longer even current, I feel its my civic duty:
click
Edit: And the guy's accent is undoubtedly the worst ever heard.
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:51, More)
are mummys classed as inanimate?

think they are, being dead and everything ;)
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:15, More)
Its quite lonely on the red planet...
Poor little spirit. No wonder it lost contact.
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:02, More)
Mummy, where do minibusses come from?

Note the bus calf going through a series of coat colour changes...
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:34, More)
these two can be classed as inanimate

because they do fook all for loads of cash.
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:26, More)
For Maximum Enjoyment, Serve Cold

Thanks to Spockinasockwithaholeatthetop for plenty ideas
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:46, More)
thought of having some of the head on the glass
but i drank it before i put the can in I'll have to do another one
edit:
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:19, More)
think people are missing the point of this compo

so heres another example of what it should be like(perhaps)
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:05, More)


The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)

than a nice soggy biscuit competition
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:10, More)

(and then went to make a cup of tea)

engorge
i can only apologise
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:05, More)


And although undoubtedly GC and indeed no
longer even current, I feel its my civic duty:
click
Edit: And the guy's accent is undoubtedly the worst ever heard.
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:51, More)


think they are, being dead and everything ;)
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:15, More)

Poor little spirit. No wonder it lost contact.

( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 15:02, More)


Note the bus calf going through a series of coat colour changes...
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:34, More)


because they do fook all for loads of cash.
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:26, More)


Thanks to Spockinasockwithaholeatthetop for plenty ideas
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:46, More)

but i drank it before i put the can in I'll have to do another one
edit:

( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:19, More)


so heres another example of what it should be like(perhaps)
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:05, More)