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The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
Sneaking to the bathroom...
...when the lights are out is for amateurs:
(I'm guessing this has probably been done before...., but this is all my own werk....)
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gp_guineapig, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:59, More)
It can be hard
when you're a million light years from home and missing the girlfriend
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lord bofingham, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:56, More)
nother repost for the comp
seems like all ive ever done was cause household objects to frict...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:52, More)
...
pearoast for compo...
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:47, More)
Soggy biscuit was popular
when the lights went out in the bathroom
Posted this earlier but being an erect nipple, i forgot to set it as a compo entry - does that count as tea & toast?
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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, More)
Did someone say "sexual objcts in everyday situations"?
Incidentally, has anyone seen that the Real Doll comapny that makes the stupidly expensive realistic sex dolls is now making cartoon character ones?
there's just a manga one with pink hair at the mo but surely it can't be long before you can have real sex with your fave cartoon characters... Jessica rabbit, anyone?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:35, More)
kitchen fuckware
edit/4rthurs fucked again. can't complain though. the messageboard is great.
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Laughing Boy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:33, More)
Rodin called this one The Kiss,
rekon i could think of a better name!!!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:26, More)
pornographic quantum chemistry
This morning I had no inspiration for a challenge entry, and I went to my molecular orbitals lecture.
how could I have known that the carbon monoxide antibonding orbital could inspire me so?
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kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:22, More)
Lego men
sorry about the crap editing around the edges!
***Resized for your viewing displeasure***
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:10, More)
I was bored so...
Have a benny hill style episode featuring batteries!
Click for theme music!
Its times like this I wish I had a tripod.
Edit: Optomised! Hope this is better :)
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harribo, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 16:32, More)
phone
(self) sex
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 16:07, More)
The Inanimate Sex Challenge (This challenge is now closed)The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.
WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.
(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
Sneaking to the bathroom...
...when the lights are out is for amateurs:
(I'm guessing this has probably been done before...., but this is all my own werk....)
(
gp_guineapig, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:59, More)
It can be hard
when you're a million light years from home and missing the girlfriend
(
lord bofingham, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:56, More)
nother repost for the comp
seems like all ive ever done was cause household objects to frict...
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:52, More)
...
pearoast for compo...
(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:47, More)
Soggy biscuit was popular
when the lights went out in the bathroom
Posted this earlier but being an erect nipple, i forgot to set it as a compo entry - does that count as tea & toast?
(
Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, More)
Did someone say "sexual objcts in everyday situations"?
Incidentally, has anyone seen that the Real Doll comapny that makes the stupidly expensive realistic sex dolls is now making cartoon character ones?
there's just a manga one with pink hair at the mo but surely it can't be long before you can have real sex with your fave cartoon characters... Jessica rabbit, anyone?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:35, More)
kitchen fuckware
edit/4rthurs fucked again. can't complain though. the messageboard is great.
(
Laughing Boy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:33, More)
Rodin called this one The Kiss,
rekon i could think of a better name!!!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:26, More)
pornographic quantum chemistry
This morning I had no inspiration for a challenge entry, and I went to my molecular orbitals lecture.
how could I have known that the carbon monoxide antibonding orbital could inspire me so?
(
kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:22, More)
Lego men
sorry about the crap editing around the edges!
***Resized for your viewing displeasure***
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:10, More)
I was bored so...
Have a benny hill style episode featuring batteries!
Click for theme music!
Its times like this I wish I had a tripod.
Edit: Optomised! Hope this is better :)
(
harribo, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 16:32, More)
phone
(self) sex
(
wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 16:07, More)
