Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.

(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# Subtle, stylish, minimalist


just like me
(hiccup *cough*, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 1:04, More)
# .

clicky to biggify

I hope it's not too saucy...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 23:38, More)
# i'm drunk and can't remember if i posted it. so shoot me if i did


bigness
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 23:07, More)
# So, who came first?




as if this will be original. Or even good enough to beat the original.....
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 22:33, More)
# lamp sex

(John Doe, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 22:06, More)
# the evening was going to be dynamite

i know it's not really in the rules of the challenge, but just imagine they did it just before :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 21:54, More)
# And this one time, at band camp...

(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 21:40, More)
# Pump it! Pump it hard!!


Edit: Just noticed the size (:O)! Sorry D-uppers.
(Spockinasock, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 21:14, More)
# Lovin' It

(grace_face, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 21:09, More)
# .


cfb

I doubt that quite as much cloning has ever gone into another picture ever
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 21:00, More)
# First Post!

(808T8, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 20:56, More)
# Dave had been advised to visit the red light district when visiting Amsterdam


Quick and dirty too.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 20:36, More)
# really found in a toy shop, dirty-saurs

(kingfisher, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 19:36, More)
# hot interracial strap-on action

(alfons, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 19:27, More)
# a pearl necklace across a pair of knockers

and a huge purple helmet between some beef curtains, earlier
sorry, again
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 19:05, More)
# And again the shitness rolls around

(Wire, brush and dental, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 17:29, More)
# I think this is my first challenge entry???

and its still crap
(Wire, brush and dental, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 17:24, More)
# Why do they always have nightmares..
..when you're indulging in a little 'double bassing'?


(kna has forgotten everything., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 17:04, More)
# They meet a girl and never call home again :(

Click for bigger, longer, harder
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:54, More)
# probably done a million times before

fucksock
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 16:53, More)
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