Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

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the inanimate sex challenge

The Inanimate Sex Challenge, aka "What's that lamp doing Mummy?"
Take an object such as an angle-poise lamp or a shoe and make it engage in activity of a sexual nature, then stick the results on the board.

WARNING: Using pornographic images for your entry means you haven't read the challenge properly.

(Fri 23 Jan 2004, 11:15)
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# Flirting Smart

(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 11:21, More)
# Scissorling hot action

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 9:45, More)
# Just mucking about with I-mac & Karmon Hardon

(Smudger, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 0:44, More)
# Kinky...

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 0:25, More)
# okay, as long as i don't have to shake hands...

i know. but i deleted the last one cos it was jittering.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 23:47, More)
# Presenting...........
"Newton's Perpetual Gangbang"

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 23:25, More)
# Dirty money...

and paper for that matter too, must study for mocks though
(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:23, More)
# Pay As You Go


Interacial Phone Sex
(Pyro_mad is comming to burn ur house, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:04, More)
# Guitars may be phallic

But basses are well hung, baby!!

Edit: Or should that read bassists... *knowing grin*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:01, More)
# It's time for...
HOT CANAL Action!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 20:05, More)
# Mitsy and Fluffer Caught in the Act

not really inanimate...will try again
(Halin, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 20:03, More)
# indeed!
and as it really doesn't deserve its own thread:

(KnitWit, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 17:41, More)
# repost for the comp


hot socket action.
(shiftClick, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 17:22, More)
# Inanimate yes, objects hmmmm?

(Spenglebert Humptyback, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:39, More)
# When love strikes
resistance is useless.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 15:59, More)
# Late at night on the board when the connection is down

(ScottyB, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 15:58, More)
# I love doing these. I don't know why.



Maybe I should get a job making real porn banners.
(wallaby of folk-rock, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 14:51, More)
# Bunk Up

(specsteve, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 14:47, More)
# Plastic petting

(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 14:28, More)
#

(Dr Frank, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 12:11, More)
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