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This is a normal post i've got a lovely chopping board
cut from a log. i really love it. but my wife gets upset with me using it for meats and chickens because she feels there is a risk of cross contamination. i exepct calm contamination would be fine!

she has suggested we get another chopping board for meats. i therefore thought this review could be very helpful in my current situation going foward.

however, i feel the "cutting mat" description here is apt. my chopping board is a good 2 inches thick, solid wood. i feel if i were to try using such a thin mat at this stage in my chopping career i would find the experience most displeasurable! colour-coded or not, i feel a man in my position simply needs a more robust board

so in summary thankyou for your efforts, but this is not the product for me!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:43, , Reply)
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As the old saying goes: Once you've chopped on wood, you never go plastic.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post chopping on wood
is ever so good
chopping on plastic
is less than fantastic

that's my mantra. i chant it to myself as i chop, and also when i make love
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post chopping on the back of a vagrant
is ever so fragrant
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason I read "vagrant" as "vagina"

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shagging on wood is ever so splintery
Shagging on plastic is heading for injury
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have just given me an amazing idea.
So you have a 2 inch thick chopping board.

But you need additional boards to avoid cross contamination.

Then what about a solid wood chopping cube!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's good, very good!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think you may have cracked it sir!
you will be rich beyong your wildest dreams! i will be first in line for your chopping cube! i would like one in fine oiled english oak, approximately 18 inches on a side (and yes, i used inches! fine english oak should bemeasured in inches! there! i said it! arrest me if you must, i will make no apologies!)
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:05, , Reply)
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That's a great idea of ours. Maybe we should get it drawn up and sent off?
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Solid Wood 4-corner Simultaneous 4-Day Chopping Cube?
There's a website in there somewhere...
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 10:42, , Reply)