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This is a link post A hilariously creepy public information film regarding the danger of playing near water.
Narrated by Donald Pleasance. I, for one, will never swim anywhere ever again - unless there are some unconvincing cockernees around to save me.

EDIT: Sod it, I can't get the bloomin' thing to embed. Aaargh.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I love the 70's working class child accent,
Oi Guv'ah, dere's samwon in na waw'ah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Ere, watchoo doin' inna waw'ah?
Apples and pears me ol' mucker, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 70's?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Apostrophuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Not what I meant
You clearly haven't heard the hideous bleating of today's council estate rats. Not much has changed. Except there's possibly more swearing...not sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, nowadays, it's more like
Oi bruv, yeah, there's someone in dere, bruv, you know wo' I mean? He must be vexed, innit, let's just jog on, bruv.

Then it would be on YouTube within the hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss when England had wolves.
Might start feeding the foxes steroids...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Good name
for a band
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post the b3ta thingummy is very particular
The link has to be in the right format (that is, with the "watch?v=" bit at the end)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNPMYRlvySY
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta very much!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm old enough to remember this it was a great advert and properly scary.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The 70's were a terrifying time for PIFs
Skip the first minute or so
"Jimmyyyyyy"

Edit: I didn't add the link www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0xmSV6aq0g

I'm a twat
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Alvin Stardust gave me the fear. As well as Teh Savile!
Charlie Says was a classic and the one with the kids getting electrocuted at the power station brilliant. the 70s have a lot to answer for, for being so damn awesome!!
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post did a lot of damage to frisbee sales that one.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post And kites
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT_wwkCoBL8
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post There was another one about fishing rods and a sail boat
shockingly good fun these videos.

these were great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZxyamwLrc
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The glass bottle on the beach one always used to make me shudder
Edit: here it is :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bU1varNCkY
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oof I'd forgotten about that - Forgotten I say!!

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post My primary school used to occasionally get people in to give safety speeches.
They always preceded their spiel witha few PIFs. We loved 'em. Only thing they inspired was me and my mates to recreate them in the playground after but with emphasis on the death scenes.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I vaguely remember that.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Scary shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92xPM7JR2NU
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post JIMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Makes me chuckle every time.
 (Megamoss, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)