A hilariously creepy public information film regarding the danger of playing near water.
Narrated by Donald Pleasance. I, for one, will never swim anywhere ever again - unless there are some unconvincing cockernees around to save me.
EDIT: Sod it, I can't get the bloomin' thing to embed. Aaargh.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:26,
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Haha, I love the 70's working class child accent,
Oi Guv'ah, dere's samwon in na waw'ah!
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:31,
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'Ere, watchoo doin' inna waw'ah?
Apples and pears me ol' mucker, etc.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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70's?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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Not what I meant
You clearly haven't heard the hideous bleating of today's council estate rats. Not much has changed. Except there's possibly more swearing...not sure.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:08,
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Well, nowadays, it's more like
Oi bruv, yeah, there's someone in dere, bruv, you know wo' I mean? He must be vexed, innit, let's just jog on, bruv.
Then it would be on YouTube within the hour.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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I miss when England had wolves.
Might start feeding the foxes steroids...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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the b3ta thingummy is very particular
The link has to be in the right format (that is, with the "watch?v=" bit at the end)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNPMYRlvySY
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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I'm old enough to remember this it was a great advert and properly scary.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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The 70's were a terrifying time for PIFs
Skip the first minute or so
"Jimmyyyyyy"
Edit: I didn't add the link www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0xmSV6aq0g
I'm a twat
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Alvin Stardust gave me the fear. As well as Teh Savile!
Charlie Says was a classic and the one with the kids getting electrocuted at the power station brilliant. the 70s have a lot to answer for, for being so damn awesome!!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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did a lot of damage to frisbee sales that one.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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There was another one about fishing rods and a sail boat
shockingly good fun these videos.
these were great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZxyamwLrc
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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The glass bottle on the beach one always used to make me shudder
Edit: here it is :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bU1varNCkY
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oof I'd forgotten about that - Forgotten I say!!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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My primary school used to occasionally get people in to give safety speeches.
They always preceded their spiel witha few PIFs. We loved 'em. Only thing they inspired was me and my mates to recreate them in the playground after but with emphasis on the death scenes.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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Scary shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92xPM7JR2NU
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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