When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every fatherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes:
Crumpets.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:31,
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I'm gonna invent a really, really, really delicious variety.
and call them "Scrumpets" =$$$
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:20,
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:03,
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we need more women on b3ta
its already a sausage fest on here
a message for any women on b3ta: asl? Im so horny. wanna cam? pic swap? private chat?
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 12:17,
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*takes notes*
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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stick with me and I'll get you laid
or at least we'll go back to mine for some mutual masturbation while looking at porn (the underwear models in the Littlewoods catalogue)
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:21,
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A true master of seduction always has a backup plan.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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Are there any women here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk
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mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:01,
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Your inability to correctly embeds links
suggests that you are of the weaker sex yourself.
Just sayin'.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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