
I really wanted to wallow in the sound of her despair
( , Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Always scream "It's a prank, it's a prank!" as validation for what you have done.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)

"I was only following orders" was never going to work.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)

( , Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I get the feeling he's advertising he has a massive house (note estates agents fish eye cameras).
( , Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)

for any fuckwit parents who think a landing at the top of a staircase is a good area for their kids to play
( , Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)

That legend of a guy needs to find himself an new woman who appreciates his susiciously large house and awesome sense of humour.
I bet she didn't appreciate the genius of that prank call about her parents being dead either the loser.
( , Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)