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This is a normal post I nearly posted this yesterday

But work got in the way. Although it can't all be true, it is still very fishy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post My view about all this is the same as Princess Di's death
It's really simple; unfortunately people, regardless of fame, do tend to die of things on a regular basis. There's nothing to it.

Have we got an Actuary on /Links? They'll tell us what the likelihood of us dying is. Probably fairly high to definite I'd say. The question is timing, and people don't expect famous people to die. That Deirdre Barlow knew the secret, obviously.

If anyone was going to get it then Enfield and Whitehouse should be dead by now. They were alluding to the DJ profession having "young friends" frequently in Smashy and Nicey sketches.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's true

I guess basically you would just need to find what percentage of the population are 'celebrities' and compare it against unexpected death rates of the whole population. Theirs should be the same proportion. BUT you must also consider the whole 27 club thing, that famous people are more likely to be exposed to stuff that would bump them off early.
I think it's a massive conspiracy. You should pop over, and see my collection of tin foil hats...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There may well be some nefarious secrets within the establishment, but bumping off Rik Mayall?
I think he was a sufficiently self-confident and outspoken character that he wouldn't have held back.

Unless, we was one of them...

Have you got any spare hats, perchance?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get David Icke to make you one personally.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no doctor, but I reckon the chances of dying having had cancer for a long time are pretty high.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say the likelihood of dying eventually is definite

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Einstein.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 22 Jan 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Statistically it's below 100% though.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Jan 2015, 21:35, Reply)