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This is a link post Kim Jong Un's Amazing New Haircut


The Great Dear Leader, he who points the way, has a mental new haircut.

"The style is a variation on Kim's signature shaved sides, but with the top now sculpted into a high, wedge-shaped pompadour that sits atop Kim's head like a hat, or perhaps a small, dormant woodland creature. The North Korean despot accessorized his new look with partially-shaven eyebrows that now stop just above his pupils."

BEHOLD
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! Thought I had landed on /board for a second there...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "So how would you like me to cut it?"
"Make it look like photoshopped joke, please!"
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine needs a cut
I think I'll ask them to do that one for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And the eyebrows
finishing just above the pupils?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Why yes
Otherwise I'd just look stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He obviously went to the barbers
and asked for "Mid-80s lesbian".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like my Lesbians a little younger

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It is quite uncanny

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft!
I'm getting this vibe https://40.media.tumblr.com/d8b147fa7dbc341d3a74323a6295a52b/tumblr_ndpet99xRw1r7pphso1_500.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like an old-school phone receiver.
'Herro?'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post LACIST

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "This haircut will distract people from your massively fat sweaty face sir"

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The Emperor hasn't had a haircut.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Kim 'n Play
(and a Twitter search tells me that has bindun, just like every pun ever)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:54, Reply)