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This is a link post Man with a caravan cuts up HGV
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(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think /links should be renamed /DashCam
Also, HGV driver sped up instead of letting the twat in. Presumably he thought causing an accident/risking life was better than damaging his pride.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that also means the caravan man would have to have sped up to throw his vehicle in front of it all.
Which seems to make him more the toss pot.
 (chompedhomas, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 2:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post "but I was indicating!"

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post weird how his swearwords undergo some kind of stepwise downgrade
he goes from "fucking idiot" to "frigging idiot" and then from "you're so in the shit" to "you're so in the crap".

I guess he's just gradually cooling down from the initial impact.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see the police car taking timely action there.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe the number of YT comments saying the truck driver is entirely to blame
OK so next time I want to change lanes I'll just indicate and pull over, even if there is a solid line of traffic.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
If you fuck up your approach to a motorway junction, you've either got to drive to the next one or pray that someone is feeling charitable. This caravan driver is a total prick. I actually thought he'd given up. The last few secs of the vid blew my mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think either side covered themselves in glory there
I mean the HGV driver had priority, but I wonder if his pride was worth more than the damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
HGV drivers hate to slow down for anyone cos their stupid lorries take so long to accelerate again.
Caravan driver is also massive prick.

This is why there are so many tailbacks cos of combined actions of selfish prick drivers.
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The caravan owner looked exactly as I imagined
I'm with the lorry driver on this one - the caravan owner looks like he'd done his best to scoot up the line of traffic and try to cut his way back in and was completely in the wrong place - the onus was on him to wait for a gap or carry onto the next junction, not just blunder into the lane assuming everyone else would make way.

EDIT: Actually rewatching it, it looks like he was aiming for the gap in front of the car in front of the lorry, notices the police car so guiltily tries to file in behind before he runs out of room, and fails.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 27 Jun 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a Police car up front
That is a maintenance vehicle of some form. If it was plod then I doubt the White Van Man would have cut in front of him like he did.

I can't see any stage of Mr Caravan's pulling in that even makes sense. The only way that manoeuvre can work is if the lorry slammed on his brakes. (Not something the lorry driver wants to do... have you tried getting one of them things up to speed again!)

Even that wouldn't have work as Mr Twat Caravan driver is trying to pull in to the left where there isn't even a gap for the car let alone the trailer. The *only* way this could work is if the lorry could magically disappear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dashcam! Ninner ninner ninner ninner ninner ninner ninner ninner, DASHCAM!
I love watching these - makes me feel like a saint on the road by comparison.
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 27 Jun 2015, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Q: HGV Driver VS Caravan Driver in Side on Crash...who wins?
A: Everyone
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who wins?
Jeremy Clarkson That's who.

I hope you are happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 1:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean Chris Evans
Clarkson's now just another retired, ranting right-wing divorcee with more money than sense.

I'm hoping he'll take over from Farage.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 2:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bonkers. If only this happpened
https://youtu.be/rAGNDfXSRHY
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 12:51, , Reply)