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This is a normal post I'd feel like a right perv
if I were watching that
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a joke:
A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are invited to take part in a psychological study. They're shown into a room with three chairs at one end an one chair at the other, sitting on which is a scantily clad, absolutely stunning woman. Each takes a seat and the tester explains the experiment: "When you hear the bell, you may each move forward half the distance between you and my lovely assistant. Is everyone ready?"

The mathematician and the physicist scoff, stand up and leave the room while the engineer remains. The experiment begins, the bell rings and the engineer dutifully edges his chair forward.

After a while watching, the mathematician barges in. "You idiot! Don't you realise that you'll never reach her?!".

"Of course," he replies with a smirk, "but after two more bells I'll be close enough for all practical purposes."
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
i love a good engineer joke :)
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 30 Sep 2016, 4:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post At the risk of sounding like a 39 year old single Computer Scientist
That was fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fancy hooking up?
I'm a 53 year old Computer muppet. I like hanging out for chats, fun and occasional dogging
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dogging is a man's best friend.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found this very easy to masturbate to
About as good as this abomination

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zww2ivWdLas
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Iscar violinists
Reminds me of sitting in a room while a couple of hundred engineers perved over the iscar violinists while on a work jolly.
 (BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Thu 29 Sep 2016, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This just looks like a terrible strip club to me

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 29 Sep 2016, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find ALL of that fairly depressing, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 1 Oct 2016, 21:12, , Reply)