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This is a link post Sturgeon to call a second referendum between autumn 2018 and spring 2019.
Which should be just long enough for them to realise there's no way the EU is going to accept Scotland into their little club without swallowing a load of spunk. I mean loads of spunk. An EU spunk mountain to be precise.

You'll never again hear the phrase in English corner shops "I think you'll find that's legal tender"

Not as important as a research submersibles name but thought I would mention it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The sweaties surprised me at the last one.
Renowned psephologist that I am not, I predict a bigger vote to stay in this time. This will hopefully terminate the vile fish woman's career.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The SNP will just get another leader who will want another crack at it in a few years time.
You know, like last time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post What, the last time when the SNP said it was a once in a generation decision?
Will they use the slogan "Take back control"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty certain that they will use the slogan "take back control".
But surely such a simple-minded and empty phrase could not persuade a majority of anything?
 (Hemipygous, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 22:59, Reply)
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bigger vote to stay in?

jesus christ
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:16, Reply)
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Ahh the poor Little Englander is angry...
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Not in the least. I'm amused by the whole thing.
Fun fact: over 2/3 of Scottish exports go to England, Wales and Northern Ireland. Almost ten percent goes to the USA. Quite why they are so upset over Brexit is beyond mah ken. Europe will still buy their malt whisky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 17:50, Reply)
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Ahh the poor Little Englander is a condescending cunt.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck with crude being $50/barrel and Spain vetoing EU membership.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Belgium will apparently veto it too.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Belgium veto everything.
Flemmy bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post continuing EU membership more likely under a government that is actively seeking to remain or rejoin than one that is actively seeking to leave
In any case, Spain may look differently on Scotland rejoining after seceding from a non-EU member state rather than from a EU member
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Benny, wrong about everything, all of the time.
It must be exhausting being Benny. Have a lie down Benny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I am sure they would welcome Scotland in after they set the example of how the Basque country could leave Spain then join the eu.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post to follow our example they'd have to persuade the Spanish to leave the EU (unlikely), then they'd leave Spain
Assume that European leaders want the EU to remain intact or as intact as possible. Last time, the threat of Spanish veto was aimed at Scots worried about continuing EU membership. This time, Scotland will have left anyway
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Except...
It's not continuation. An independent Scotland would be a new nation state; the only way they could claim continuity would be to embrace the idea that they were actually decolonising England. Now, you might point to the Stuart accession in 1603 as evidence that - contrary to appearances - it was England that was dependent on Scotland; but if that's true, then it rather takes the wind out of any claims about Scottish independence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post But the Act of Union only came about because the Porridge-wogs managed to bankrupt themselves in the Darien Scheme.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Mar 2017, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post they'll block it regardless

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post not so sure
Many other factors at play here - Gibraltar, fishing rights etc. They may decide they want to make life as difficult as possible for the English
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you care to explain how they would let Scotland join the EU as an independent country because of Gibraltar and fishing rights?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post the Spanish fleet will want to retain access to Scots fishing waters
And they may calculate that a fragmenting UK may help them get their hands on Gibraltar. There are rooms full of people in every European capital mulling over similar things right now
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Spain will be told to fuck off over that one.
Gib had a referendum in 2002 in which 99% of the population said would they hell agree to Spanish control.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it's all changed now
If they dont have EU citizenship life's going to get a lot harder - which is why 96% of them voted to remain
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post So you think because of that they'll either let themselves be absorbed by Spain or join the EU as an independent country?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It depends on a million decisions yet to be taken in Madrid, London, Brussels and elsewhere
If you wanted certainty you should have voted the other way
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey this is your theory not mine, not up to me to provide certainties about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post my theory:
The Spanish will exercise their veto if they feel it's in their national interest. They will take into account that their actions may stoke independence movements in their own country but that will not be their sole consideration. The situation has changed since the last Scottish referendum.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:53, Reply)
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They are all worried the border will get closed again, but that hasn't meant they all want to be Spanish all of a sudden.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Madrid doesnt want them to become Spanish all of sudden
They've said they want joint control which they (probably) see as a transitional step to full sovereignty
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Even though the Spanish in La Linea oppose it.
I wonder if Madrid is going to hand back the Canary Islands, Ceuta and Meillila to their rightful owners as part of their plans?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post And you've blown them all!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The Gibraltar issue is an interesting one.
Madrid wants it back but the locals in La Linea who depend on Gibraltar for their livelihoods want it to stay British because they know their government will only go and fuck it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post if Spain's intention is to make life difficult for the English they have two years to do so
at the negotiating table. Scotland won't have to be on the agenda
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:55, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Spain has said it will not vetoe and what you think is going to happen to the price of a natural resource that is becoming ever more scarce?

(OTT, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Have they said that reciently?
Genuinely interested.

As for oil, there's loads of the stuff and with electric cars and bio plastics becoming mainstream there's lessening demand for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I say, Cerebus.
You're a dreadful little man aren't you? You're like a poundshop Katie Hopkins excreted especially for b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you care to elaborate how I am dreadful?
Was it the spunk? It was the spunk wasn't it....
Sorry about the spunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post No, not your love of spunk.
It isn't even your political views.

It is more the nasty sneering that seems to be directed at anyone even slightly more left-leaning than you.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course, I might be getting you mixed up with other b3ta /links posters,
in which case, I'll deny that I posted that.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this going to be another one of those situations where I have to point out how even though I am very anti EU I am actually pretty left wing?
Because that message is getting tiresome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post So left wing in fact that it's almost impossible to tell the difference between what kind of cunt you are.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Not possible. If you are anti EU you are a massive racist.
That was the central message of the Remain campaign. You obviously weren't paying attention.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense!
All leave voters are not racists. All racists are leave voters.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Not according to Diane Abbott.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey be nice, she's not been very well.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll never be nice about that hypocritical, racist harridan and her patronising tone.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post But it was a really bad headache that stoppef her voting...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The only message I got from Remain was
that George Osborne was going to slash the budget for everything if we voted Leave
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, his "punish the proles" budget
How dare the filth vote against the business interests of he and his chums.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post you're thinking of Prufrock
with him you get a nice dose of unnecessary personal abuse too.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The personal abuse only occurs after I've become exasperated with your fatuity.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post read the FAQ

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Faq off

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post come round to my place, we can hug it out

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 14:46, Reply)
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h t
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I was working up to that

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 15:21, Reply)
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Both of them are the wankstains of B3ta.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post And a big greasy dollop of fuck you to you too.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when it was all kittens as far as the eye could see...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 16:16, Reply)
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Soon there will be nothing but these cunts pasting right wing links to each other.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Prufrock's BBCI* score of 5.27 is high compared to most
However I thought it would be impossible for them to catch up Bready's BBCI of 8.0, but given as they've managed 26 posts in 6 hours today they could be closing in on the top of the table in no time!

*B3ta busy cunt index
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hows this worked out?
Posts / days a member?
Not interested for myself of course....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It is
(5.4)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello there

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 5.7

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh is that all?
Must be all those years on /Board.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I only include /links
What anyone gets up to in those other filthy hell-pits is no concern of mine
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 10:55, Reply)
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I drop by about once a month call the cunts cunts then leave.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ... on average 1.4 times per day!
Good work!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now, I think we may be ready to work back that equation now.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post DO ME

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 4.22

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that good?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 14 Mar 2017, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Idiots
They will be out of the EU, out of Great Britain and out of NATO... wait they could invite Russia to build a naval base at Faslane. As long as vlad absolutely solemnly promises not to keep nukes there.
I also look forward to their negotiations to rejoin the EU:
'There's the queue, ya fuckin radge'
'How?'
'And we don't want any greedy mendicant cunts who just want to join for freebies'
'How no?'
etc etc
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I do hope everybody votes no.
Christ knows things have been so splendiferous for the past fuck knows how long. Sure the 80s were a bit of a party if you had the cash and the 90s were great (but it turns out it was all paid for on tick).
 (OTT, Mon 13 Mar 2017, 19:09, Reply)