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This is a link post I preferred it when lorry drivers just used to kill the odd prostitute now and again
BBC: Stockholm lorry rams crowds, killing at least two people

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39531108
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame GTA
Ban this sick filth!1!!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame that 4Chan guy
posting all that stuff on reddit live www.reddit.com/live/yq4z3by5pden/
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the Swedish government attacking innocent civilians in rebel held areas.
I hope they like Tomahawks at Höganäs Flygklubb.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Swedish government has been attacking innocent civilians?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has it? Where did you get this info?
I was mocking Trump who bombed Syria before the OPCW has tested the evidence.
So, with a bit O fake news, we probably could get him to bomb Sweden.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are John Oliver AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nopetynope.
If I was, my "jokes" would be funny and mildly embarrassing.
Mine are only embarrassing, and not even mildly.

It would be fun if the OPCW came back with a report titled "Defo the Saudis"...
What does he do then :)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grim, looks like the fuckwits have happened onto a near unstoppable weapon.
Don't need to worry about explosives or anything just need a driving license and hire a vehicle.

And now their little playgroup is being broken up in Iraq and Syria they're all going to be coming home.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better this than guns and bombs
They're pitiful if this is all they've got now.

My favourite was Glasgow where the fiendish MO was: crash car causing light damage, set self on fire, get booted in the jewels by a succession of Glaswegians, die in screaming agony from burns and goolie-trauma some weeks later.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only a Glaswegian would head butt a flaming man and then kick him in the baw bags.
That's Scottish craftsmanship :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me proud
Bet the locals didn't even know it was terrorism. The instinctive response of the Glaswegian to anything challenging or unfamiliar is to get its fuckin heed kicked. Terror attacks in Scotland once that fact was established: 0.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatoooooooooooooooooo
Did it all whilst holding a Greggs steakbake in one hand and a smoke in the other.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post If Threads had been set in Glasgow nobody would have noticed any difference between 'before the nuclear war' and 'after the nuclear war.'

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off. How can someone from fucking Wales say that and expect to be taken seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You also need to be willing to kill yourself.
That still takes a special level of mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the incident Trump was referring to back in February?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mind=blown!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post THe guy can't even get the timeline right
His lizard masters must be embarrassed...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The man is obviously a prophet
Sallallahu alayhi wasallam
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was an Oscars style fuck-up
They gave him the envelope meant for tomorrow
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean they will be going for Bowling Green next?
"The Orange Prophet has said, it shall be done"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
*click*
maybe it was a truck load of un-sold Trump Steaks
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *shrugs*
Sad for those maimed and the families of the dead, but it's not very scary is it?

I'd say we can put up with this low-level nuttery indefinitely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see no problem either.
And after all, as we were repeatedly told by politicians, the police, the dean of Westminster and the BBC after our own recent and minor unpleasantness in the vicinity of Parliament, "it appears we will never know the motive of the perpetrator".
It really is a fucking mystery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post the problem is that this is so low level
the media are dying to call "terrorism!" when it could easily just be some escaped mental patient
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes mate. That'll definitely be what it is. Guaranteed. No big deal. It's low level. Nothing to see here. Move along.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll correct that for you:
The media are dying to call "escaped mental patient!" when it's fucking definitely Islamic terrorism.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but I also think that for every death caused we demand some Mullah at the local mosque hand over double the amount of people ... chosen randomly .... and we torch them live on BBC 2.
Otherwise we chose ... and we get to chose FOUR times the amount.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because violence has been so successful at defeating violence in the past, right?
Oh, wait. It hasn't has it...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post WW2

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it was used to great effect to get Mr Les Anglais out of France during the 100 year war.
but then we had to deal with Mr les Prusses, so yeah, it never ends.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post In a war of attrition, as presented by me above, will always result in us being left in profit. (no pun intended)

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell that to the city fathers of Carthage.
Or Emperor Hirohito.
Or Der Fuhrer.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder how much Trump payed him just do he could go on Twatter and say 'Trump predicted the future a few months back. #make america psychic again! AWESOME.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:18, , Reply)