Rachel Riley
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:22,
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Good god, I'll bet she is.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:51,
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You dirty old man. I admire her exclusively for her excellent mathematical mind.
"Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't."
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:59,
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But I wouldn't.
I just guess she probably does.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:42,
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I would. She wouldn't. I don't know if she does, but if if she does, I wish she would, for me.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:52,
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It's not that I wouldn't because I wouldn't want to...
...but my significant other would probably disapprove and I like her much more than I like countdown.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:16,
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I met her last week
She's lovely
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:55,
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Fuck off.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:00,
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Don't tell me, she was in the queue at your local kebab shop.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:25,
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Alas no
I had a chat with her after a radio broadcast
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:32,
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I think I'll return to my original stance on this matter. b3ta.com/links/1434968
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:40,
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I reckon he done that. I really do.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 23:00,
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Is that a reaction of disbelief?
Or did your morning tug stutter today and you haven't cheered up since?
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:49,
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Not disbelief, envy.
Although it was a feeble way to express that emotion, and then with the lame ensuing kebab shop joke, I can totally see why you thought that. I really must learn to say what I mean ans mean what I say.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:54,
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^
Always disappointing seeing a lovely post, only to have comments by Poofuck ruin the overall jovial theme. (And yes, im rather chuffed at my juvenile word association there. Ploppers)
(Turgidtankwilling to learn since, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:29,
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I would crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked her
Jimmy Carr on Rachel Riley
(SpookySpoonwww.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:25,
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Steady on.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:53,
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What if the last guy fucked her up the bum?
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:44,
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I want her for her brains.
I wish to fuck them out.
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:44,
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