Harry Potter as written by a predictive algorithm
"Harry tore his eyes from his head a threw them in to the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment."
It's just a short chapter, but it's beautiful nonsense
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:11,
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"No, Harry. You are the Death Eaters"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:15,
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I want be on the ships, Hagrid.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:31,
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What about Ron magic?
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:31,
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I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still
da doo Ron's Ron shirt, da doo ron ron
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custard, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:04,
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I like how the large librarian decorates the place with masonry.
And how Harry chooses to spend his summer holiday.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:17,
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I had a good clump this morning
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custard, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:00,
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Amusingly random
and, for some reason, reminded me of this : http://www.satirewire.com/features/satire-jeevesinterview.shtml
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 14 Dec 2017, 15:28,
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