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This is a link post 12 lb 12 oz monster baby born in, clearly, a very classy area of Grimsby
The picture at the top is terrifying

"Give me my fucking milk, woman!"
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A touch of gigantism perhaps?
That's quite a pronounced Andre the giant like brow.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Gestational diabetes I'd say.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Milk?
8 Pints of bitter more like! Then a greasy kebab
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post And I wouldn't want to on the wrong side in the inevitable punch up in kebab queue
Want to eat a Gorgie biscut wi' that, ya cunt?
Aye ye fuckn' do.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks for 666*
To be fair, it's probably just working out a difficult poo.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be some poo
It would probably bring him down to about 8lbs
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It already needs to shave.
It looks like a combination of Walter Matthau and Don Rickles.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He has a future as a bouncer
Obvious soundtrack:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Or this oldie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yXwu1O49Uk
Not tonight!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Not necessarily.
I was a little over 12 pounds at birth. then I was a much bigger kid than everyone else. At around the age of 12 everyone started overtaking me. As an adult, I'm 5 foot seven.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post wide?

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 18 Dec 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post My boy was 12lb 4oz
Born a couple of years ago...
 (SgtNobbleSocks, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:36, Reply)
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What rugby team does he play for?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Dec 2017, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha - he is nearly 3 years old...
He was over 2 foot tall as well.
 (SgtNobbleSocks, Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post She must have a cunt like a ripped out fireplace

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah fuck sake
something...something...baton...royal albert hall...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:34, Reply)
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That's one fucking ugly family
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Grimsby
The women look like truck drivers and the men like fat convicts.
Been there, it’s bleak.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:29, Reply)
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look like are like are
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 17 Dec 2017, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I was obviously talking about the nice side of town.
The slums must be Victorian in their horror.

Edit: as a side story, I took the finest crew boat from Grimsby to my vessel in the Wash.
They gave me shit about handing my bags before putting safety shoes, gave a lecture about H&S with clear undertones that us forins have no idea.
It took about 1 hour to reach the anchorage, enough time for the two radars and all three GPSs to fail.
We were navigating by IPad, Phone and my Garmin bicycle GPS in the end.
Thanks fuck it was a clear day and calm seas.

God bless the UK and their outfuckingstanding H&S standards.

Edit edit: also drove from Middlesbrough to Grimsby.
The motorways were of large chipped pebbles, dangerous, full of holes and fucking tractors.
And you cheeky buggers complain about the roads in Belgium? Ha!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:15, Reply)