12 lb 12 oz monster baby born in, clearly, a very classy area of Grimsby
The picture at the top is terrifying
"Give me my fucking milk, woman!"
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:32, Share, Reply)
The picture at the top is terrifying
"Give me my fucking milk, woman!"
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:32, Share, Reply)
A touch of gigantism perhaps?
That's quite a pronounced Andre the giant like brow.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:52, Share, Reply)
That's quite a pronounced Andre the giant like brow.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 18:52, Share, Reply)
And I wouldn't want to on the wrong side in the inevitable punch up in kebab queue
Want to eat a Gorgie biscut wi' that, ya cunt?
Aye ye fuckn' do.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:45, Share, Reply)
Want to eat a Gorgie biscut wi' that, ya cunt?
Aye ye fuckn' do.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 19:45, Share, Reply)
*checks for 666*
To be fair, it's probably just working out a difficult poo.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:00, Share, Reply)
To be fair, it's probably just working out a difficult poo.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:00, Share, Reply)
That would be some poo
It would probably bring him down to about 8lbs
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:16, Share, Reply)
It would probably bring him down to about 8lbs
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:16, Share, Reply)
It already needs to shave.
It looks like a combination of Walter Matthau and Don Rickles.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:07, Share, Reply)
It looks like a combination of Walter Matthau and Don Rickles.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:07, Share, Reply)
He has a future as a bouncer
Obvious soundtrack:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:13, Share, Reply)
Obvious soundtrack:
youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-EmtXbFRg
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 20:13, Share, Reply)
Or this oldie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yXwu1O49Uk
Not tonight!
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:09, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yXwu1O49Uk
Not tonight!
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:09, Share, Reply)
Not necessarily.
I was a little over 12 pounds at birth. then I was a much bigger kid than everyone else. At around the age of 12 everyone started overtaking me. As an adult, I'm 5 foot seven.
( , Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:39, Share, Reply)
I was a little over 12 pounds at birth. then I was a much bigger kid than everyone else. At around the age of 12 everyone started overtaking me. As an adult, I'm 5 foot seven.
( , Sun 17 Dec 2017, 12:39, Share, Reply)
Ha - he is nearly 3 years old...
He was over 2 foot tall as well.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:08, Share, Reply)
He was over 2 foot tall as well.
( , Sat 16 Dec 2017, 23:08, Share, Reply)
hahah fuck sake
something...something...baton...royal albert hall...
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:34, Share, Reply)
something...something...baton...royal albert hall...
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 10:34, Share, Reply)
Grimsby
The women look like truck drivers and the men like fat convicts.
Been there, it’s bleak.
( , Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:29, Share, Reply)
The women look like truck drivers and the men like fat convicts.
Been there, it’s bleak.
( , Sun 17 Dec 2017, 17:29, Share, Reply)
I was obviously talking about the nice side of town.
The slums must be Victorian in their horror.
Edit: as a side story, I took the finest crew boat from Grimsby to my vessel in the Wash.
They gave me shit about handing my bags before putting safety shoes, gave a lecture about H&S with clear undertones that us forins have no idea.
It took about 1 hour to reach the anchorage, enough time for the two radars and all three GPSs to fail.
We were navigating by IPad, Phone and my Garmin bicycle GPS in the end.
Thanks fuck it was a clear day and calm seas.
God bless the UK and their outfuckingstanding H&S standards.
Edit edit: also drove from Middlesbrough to Grimsby.
The motorways were of large chipped pebbles, dangerous, full of holes and fucking tractors.
And you cheeky buggers complain about the roads in Belgium? Ha!
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:15, Share, Reply)
The slums must be Victorian in their horror.
Edit: as a side story, I took the finest crew boat from Grimsby to my vessel in the Wash.
They gave me shit about handing my bags before putting safety shoes, gave a lecture about H&S with clear undertones that us forins have no idea.
It took about 1 hour to reach the anchorage, enough time for the two radars and all three GPSs to fail.
We were navigating by IPad, Phone and my Garmin bicycle GPS in the end.
Thanks fuck it was a clear day and calm seas.
God bless the UK and their outfuckingstanding H&S standards.
Edit edit: also drove from Middlesbrough to Grimsby.
The motorways were of large chipped pebbles, dangerous, full of holes and fucking tractors.
And you cheeky buggers complain about the roads in Belgium? Ha!
( , Mon 18 Dec 2017, 7:15, Share, Reply)