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This is the favourite for this year's Eurovision.
And it's as awful as you might imagine.
(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 11:25, Share, Reply)

Made it to the catchy bit.
Stopped it.
No immediate symptoms.
Will listen to some Britten just to make sure.
(roysin, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 11:43, Share, Reply)

As pop-infused chicken impressions go, it went

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 11:47, Share, Reply)

sounded more like cock.

Is it a real dj?
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unclepills, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 12:03, Share, Reply)

Norman Collier recorded a song called Space Chicken
with kids from my primary school. No one knew who he was.

It has never been uploaded to the internet.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 12:06, Share, Reply)

I love you monkeon
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unclepills, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 12:12, Share, Reply)

would sound great blaring across an Italian campsite at 3am

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 11:50, Share, Reply)

^This
Will almost certainly happen
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 20:59, Share, Reply)

Why sing when you can cluck?

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Apr 2018, 11:55, Share, Reply)

Wanted to hate it.
But by Eurovision standards, this is pretty fucking good.

(Not that a Eurovision entry has ever won based on musical merit, mind.)
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 13:13, Share, Reply)

?????????
(?)
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:08, Share, Reply)

There's always one

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:25, Share, Reply)

That's OK....
... I'll hate it for you.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:25, Share, Reply)