I need to see the small-print
What do the points get you? Is there a catalogue where you choose rewards? If I call my mate Waheed at twat does that count? Are the points available on other days? Can I back-date a claim for all the other times I called Wazza a twat?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 11:25,
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I'm assuming he partnered up
with Nectar Points!
I'd say it's fair to backdate insults by up to 2 years, but you'll have to prove that you actually hate him.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 11:45,
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 11:59,
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How many do I need for a whiskey tumbler that goes cloudy the first time I put it in a dishwasher?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:03,
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Only two acid attacks!
Bargain!!!!
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:06,
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Mitsubishi’s or 007’s?
And how do you get them in the beardy people?
And does that count as assault thus extra points?
Clearly written by a duffus.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 12:15,
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Ace!
I reckon I could be on for a new toaster or summat
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:04,
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MASSIVE laughing here.
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 13 Jun 2018, 19:06,
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Nah,
You're thinking of Tiger Tokens.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 14:11,
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I once put a tiger in my tank.
The fucker urinated all over the front gunner's position, and bit chunks out of the vintage 40s leather seats.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 14:41,
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Was it one of these?
If not that's where you went wrong.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 16:23,
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I kinda wish I owned one of those.
I'd drive it to work.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 16:28,
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