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This is a normal post I need to see the small-print
What do the points get you? Is there a catalogue where you choose rewards? If I call my mate Waheed at twat does that count? Are the points available on other days? Can I back-date a claim for all the other times I called Wazza a twat?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming he partnered up
with Nectar Points!

I'd say it's fair to backdate insults by up to 2 years, but you'll have to prove that you actually hate him.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 11:45, , Reply)
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Green Shield Stamps
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 11:59, , Reply)
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How many do I need for a whiskey tumbler that goes cloudy the first time I put it in a dishwasher?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only two acid attacks!
Bargain!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mitsubishi’s or 007’s?
And how do you get them in the beardy people?
And does that count as assault thus extra points?

Clearly written by a duffus.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 Jun 2018, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
I reckon I could be on for a new toaster or summat
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post MASSIVE laughing here.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 13 Jun 2018, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
You're thinking of Tiger Tokens.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once put a tiger in my tank.
The fucker urinated all over the front gunner's position, and bit chunks out of the vintage 40s leather seats.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 14:41, , Reply)
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Was it one of these?
If not that's where you went wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I kinda wish I owned one of those.
I'd drive it to work.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 13 Jun 2018, 16:28, , Reply)