Why stop at racing? Why not a full office chair tournament?
I'd compete in an office chair joust with french loaves if you organised it. I'd need someone to push my chair though so I could concentrate on pin-point baguette accuracy obvs.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:51,
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There should be an office chair + desk race
where the contestants have to do admin while racing
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:06,
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Some adaptation of horseback archery as well...
Perhaps crumpled paper trashcan throwing while on the move.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:18,
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Oh and office chair curling
with office cleaners
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:31,
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That sounds more like the shot-put event to me
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:49,
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Just think about the merchandising!
You could set up shops all over the country selling office furniture to fans.
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after all, what would it take to set up an Office Chair Racing Association website
Then buy the google adword for office chair racing, before spamming the search engine so it comes up as a suggested autocomplete search term?
Must be worth a few visits from those who search for such things, any distraction from looking for them online must be welcome.
Need to get some ads on the site.
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