Man has permanent erection
On a positive note he'll never want for somewhere to hang his hat
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 20:23, Share, Reply)
On a positive note he'll never want for somewhere to hang his hat
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 20:23, Share, Reply)
“I thought, why not, what could possibly go wrong?”
Having asked himself that question, in the context of a man injecting unknown substances into his cock, he doesn't seem to have stopped to consider the answer.
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:21, Share, Reply)
Having asked himself that question, in the context of a man injecting unknown substances into his cock, he doesn't seem to have stopped to consider the answer.
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:21, Share, Reply)
I love this bit:
"Medical experts attempted to reduce the swelling by driving needles through the side of his penis five times to remove blood.
They also tried to push a plastic nail down his urethra without anaesthetic."
the second part just seems like they were like, fuck it, see what happens...
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:37, Share, Reply)
"Medical experts attempted to reduce the swelling by driving needles through the side of his penis five times to remove blood.
They also tried to push a plastic nail down his urethra without anaesthetic."
the second part just seems like they were like, fuck it, see what happens...
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:37, Share, Reply)
Or possibly to encourage further reflection and insight.
Into why you let a stranger inject you with more ED meds after taking Viagra, really!?
Well he learnt the hard way not to cock things up.
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:28, Share, Reply)
Into why you let a stranger inject you with more ED meds after taking Viagra, really!?
Well he learnt the hard way not to cock things up.
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:28, Share, Reply)
A stand up story
Viagra, nurse, nails, injections, Pride, wine coolers. I need to get out more often.
Edit: 404 outage in Tring
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:43, Share, Reply)
Viagra, nurse, nails, injections, Pride, wine coolers. I need to get out more often.
Edit: 404 outage in Tring
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:43, Share, Reply)
If he were my patient I'd do a Clockwork Orange thing on his eyes, and show him wide screen Tubgirl nonstop.
That would surely work.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:47, Share, Reply)
That would surely work.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:47, Share, Reply)
And as for his name...
Surely the headline should refer to "Surgeons Attempt to Decommission Polaris' Missile"?
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 14:08, Share, Reply)
Surely the headline should refer to "Surgeons Attempt to Decommission Polaris' Missile"?
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