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This is a link post Man has permanent erection
On a positive note he'll never want for somewhere to hang his hat
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post and he'll never be homeless

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post “I thought, why not, what could possibly go wrong?”
Having asked himself that question, in the context of a man injecting unknown substances into his cock, he doesn't seem to have stopped to consider the answer.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Young has already moved into his pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this bit:
"Medical experts attempted to reduce the swelling by driving needles through the side of his penis five times to remove blood.

They also tried to push a plastic nail down his urethra without anaesthetic."

the second part just seems like they were like, fuck it, see what happens...
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have tried giving him a good bumming.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Or possibly to encourage further reflection and insight.
Into why you let a stranger inject you with more ED meds after taking Viagra, really!?
Well he learnt the hard way not to cock things up.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post A stand up story
Viagra, nurse, nails, injections, Pride, wine coolers. I need to get out more often.

Edit: 404 outage in Tring
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ......UUUUUUUUCCCKKKKIINNNG HELL

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If he were my patient I'd do a Clockwork Orange thing on his eyes, and show him wide screen Tubgirl nonstop.
That would surely work.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Intercut with 9/11 collapsing towers and Ann Widdecombe

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 6:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That'd be a rollercoaster ride

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Change inchage as required

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post And as for his name...
Surely the headline should refer to "Surgeons Attempt to Decommission Polaris' Missile"?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ali G (I believe)...
suggested thinking of his Nan on the loo to remedy that situation. I don't recommend googling for that quote...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like he's going through a hard time.
Not sorry. Not even a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:23, Reply)