Meet Q
"The first genderless voice"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 27 Nov 2019, 15:25,
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It's somewhat depressing that we now live in a world where there's genuine demand for this type of nonsense.
Also, it still sounds like a fucking bloke.
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Is there genuine demand though?
If there was surely Apple, Google and the like would have picked it up themselves, instead of this lot having to create a website encouraging you to pester them to buy this product.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 27 Nov 2019, 15:48,
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Apple and Google should add a Clanger whistling option to be more inclusive
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 27 Nov 2019, 15:56,
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Soup Dragon
And bill and Ben. I’m sure there’s a wide audience for voices from British kids tv of yesteryear.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 27 Nov 2019, 16:12,
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The soup dragon proper put the willies up me when I was a kid!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 27 Nov 2019, 19:11,
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According to these cunts there is. How much of a demand is questionable, but it'll surely grow now that the seed has been planted.
Call me old-fashioned (at thirty-fucking-eight...), but this whole non-binary thing is utter fucking nonsense. Man or Woman - just fucking choose one. Stop being such a difficult non-conformist brat about the whole thing!
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Conform and Obey
Why get so bothered by it?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 27 Nov 2019, 16:11,
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I'm happy for people to be what they like.
I just don't get why they make so many youtube videos to tell me about it.
(, Wed 27 Nov 2019, 16:13, Reply)
Yeah, I suppose that's pretty much my feeling on it.
If you look like a woman, and talk like a woman - I'm going to assume you're a woman and refer to you using feminine pronouns.
If you look like a man, and talk like a man - I'm going to refer to you using masculine pronouns.
If I'm genuinely unable to tell due to your overpowering androgynisity, then I'll probably hang on for a bit until I get some stronger indication of your gender, but I still find it difficult to believe that *any* of these non-binary folk truly believe that they are genuinely neither one gender or the other. I think the majority just have their tits in a twist about some previous resentment related to their 'assigned' gender, and now choose to identify as non-binary as a great 'fuck you' to the matriarchy/patriarchy.
You can identify as a fucking Tracker Bar for all the harm it's doing me, just don't bite my fucking head off for not realising you identify as a Tracker Bar when you look like fucking Brian, 46 from Hull.
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Precisely.
And in all fairness, if anyone's head is going to be bitten off, it should be the one who identifies as a chewy oat and nut snack.
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The Four Seasons regret waiting until 2019 to remaster their back catalogue
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Why have they called it Q?
If any letter had a penis it would be Q
(, Wed 27 Nov 2019, 17:45, Reply)
Q is also for queef though, which is the sound of a lady's nipsy speaking.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 15:01,
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