Excellent
I had a similar experience. Some knobhead tried to start a fight with my mate (he was just minding his own business, completely unnecessary). My mate (bit of a loon) lamped him and broke his nose. Knobhead's response:
"what are you, some kind of wanker?"
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:08,
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Brilliant
I had something similar. Out with a few friends enjoying a couple of beers and some drunk arse was calling everyone nonces. He said it to my mate who promptly roundhouse kicked him in the face over a table, breaking a couple of chairs in the process. When he got up he shouted:
"what are you, some kind of Jackie Chan?"
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:13,
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er, kick rather
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 15:00,
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Same thing happened to me
I was out with my mates, having a few beers minding my own business - when this complete arsehole in a police car pulls us over and asks "What are you, some kind of Ayrton Senna?"
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 17:07,
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Ayrton Senna, the quickest acting laxative.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:15,
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wow, this happened to me too once!
I was out drinking with a mate when 25 ex-marines touched up his girlfriend - he immediately leapt into the air doing a 1850 degree whirlwind kick which sent them all flying through the plate glass window into the Thames.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 1 May 2020, 14:38,
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Yes, but what did he say?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 1 May 2020, 15:27,
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