
You don't want to sit and watch celebrities self indulgently wank over how interesting their lives careers are while the host verbally spoons vaseline up their arse before sliding in the odd wacky quip about something hilariously embarrassing that happened before they were famous? Why not?!
( , Fri 3 Jul 2020, 15:32, Reply)

I'm sure you'll be invited on one of them as a guest one day.
( , Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:04, Reply)

I'm pretty content living in obscurity, for now. Not so much of a conversationalist or a people person as I was in my heady drinking days.
( , Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:10, Reply)

rather than whoever the fuck the apparently more famous one is.
( , Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:49, Reply)

( , Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:28, Reply)

I always read it as 'And I Cream My Fucking Pants'
( , Fri 3 Jul 2020, 17:52, Reply)

I watch almost none of the celebrity interviews. Never heard of most of them anyway.
( , Fri 3 Jul 2020, 16:46, Reply)

It was always the bit in Top Gear that you could go for a slash or put the kettle on.
"And now it's time to put a star in our..."
"Nah."
( , Fri 3 Jul 2020, 17:40, Reply)

Closest I came was maybe 10 minutes of one hosted by Quentin Wilson. He was driving a car and talking about the car he was driving. I didn't like it.
( , Fri 3 Jul 2020, 18:11, Reply)