Who wants a nice watch, or a car, or even a bonus when you can have a *free* sausage roll for the next forty shifts?
With the way food prices have been rising, it's a no-brainer!
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 6:51, Share, Reply)
With the way food prices have been rising, it's a no-brainer!
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 6:51, Share, Reply)
No Statutory Sausage Roll Pay during sick leave either, I'll bet.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:08, Share, Reply)
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:08, Share, Reply)
Recognising that sausage rolls are not everyone's choice a Time Off in Lieu of Sausage Rolls policy has been introduced
You can leave 30 seconds early for 40 shifts or with the agreement of your team leader take 20 minutes off in one day.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:56, Share, Reply)
You can leave 30 seconds early for 40 shifts or with the agreement of your team leader take 20 minutes off in one day.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 9:56, Share, Reply)
Taking back our country one sausage roll at a time
www.yahoo.com/news/pictured-rioter-steals-tray-sausage-205246302.html
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:22, Share, Reply)
www.yahoo.com/news/pictured-rioter-steals-tray-sausage-205246302.html
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:22, Share, Reply)
Mr Parsons said "words can't express my appreciation" for the gifts.
I'll bet. He probably wanted to shove them up the boss's arse.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:48, Share, Reply)
I'll bet. He probably wanted to shove them up the boss's arse.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 11:48, Share, Reply)
"Sorry Kevin, we didn't want to spend a couple of grand sending you on a real holiday.
so here's a tropical mural you can hang on the wall of your living room to give the illusion you're in the Seychelles."
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:00, Share, Reply)
so here's a tropical mural you can hang on the wall of your living room to give the illusion you're in the Seychelles."
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 12:00, Share, Reply)
The Co-op on the Channel Islands sells a Ginsters sausage roll for £1.59
Greggs are about £1.50 or something. Might be a little presumptuous to assume that he's going to get a *cooked* sausage roll every shift, but let's push the boat out and add an extra 20p for heating it in the oven and £100 for the mural (assuming it wasn't hand-painted by one of the other dogsbodies for free)
So, for 40 years of unflinching service in arguably the worst part of the retail sector imaginable, he's received a gift to the value of approximately £168, or 8 pence per week. Fuck me.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:01, Share, Reply)
Greggs are about £1.50 or something. Might be a little presumptuous to assume that he's going to get a *cooked* sausage roll every shift, but let's push the boat out and add an extra 20p for heating it in the oven and £100 for the mural (assuming it wasn't hand-painted by one of the other dogsbodies for free)
So, for 40 years of unflinching service in arguably the worst part of the retail sector imaginable, he's received a gift to the value of approximately £168, or 8 pence per week. Fuck me.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:01, Share, Reply)
No employer "owes" any kind of gift.
So trying to work out a monetary value of one serves no purpose. Especially when the recipient was plenty happy about it.
You joyless bastard.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:49, Share, Reply)
So trying to work out a monetary value of one serves no purpose. Especially when the recipient was plenty happy about it.
You joyless bastard.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 18:49, Share, Reply)
I got more permanent things...
But not for arbitrary "years worked" reasons. Got 'em for meeting project deadlines or beating them.
I did work for a mil contractor though, and they don't tend to do shit gifts.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:05, Share, Reply)
But not for arbitrary "years worked" reasons. Got 'em for meeting project deadlines or beating them.
I did work for a mil contractor though, and they don't tend to do shit gifts.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 19:05, Share, Reply)
The way they're taking about him... and the way he looks...
He's not a bit forrest gump it's he? Perhaps actually it's been a kindness employing him and he REALLY loves sausage rolls and will appreciate that recognition and picture far more than a bonus etc like others might?
I mean i love getting outraged with the best of them but am trying my best to find this a feel good story.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:55, Share, Reply)
He's not a bit forrest gump it's he? Perhaps actually it's been a kindness employing him and he REALLY loves sausage rolls and will appreciate that recognition and picture far more than a bonus etc like others might?
I mean i love getting outraged with the best of them but am trying my best to find this a feel good story.
( , Fri 23 Aug 2024, 16:55, Share, Reply)