Imagine crawling downstairs in the dark at 3am, still drunk, and being confronted with this:

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:18,
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Time for the owners to ban themselves from TK Maxx home section
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:30,
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probably a speaking clock that comes to life
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:54,
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Truth Accepted!
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 23:30,
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:57,
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