Imagine changing all those twice a year, you'd need a spreadsheet
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:04,
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We're all ignoring the House Gnomes in case they find us, right?
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 11:36,
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Sod the clocks
Why is there a Chopper bike in what appears to be an en-suite bathroom?
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 16:23,
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That's not an en-suite
It's the landing at the top of the stairs from the first floor. No idea why the bike is there though.
(Nun The Wiser: My middle name's still RIS, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:33,
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it's pretty common protection in LGA's where there's been police notices of predators operating at nearby playgrounds
so one can conveniently get to the chopper
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:41,
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They don't like the kid and are hoping for a convenient accident?!
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 1:05,
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I like how they've got HOME in massive letters on the wall,
probably need it as a reminder that they're not in a clock shop
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:37,
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Wonder if the photographer just had to get the tower in the background in pic 38
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 17:23,
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Thank you for sharing your internal monologue
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:37,
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I haven't had a gin in a year or two....
Summer is coming though, time to make some g&t ice lollies!
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:56,
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300k for that pokey little clocked up semi? In fucking Cleethorpes?
- I clearly don't get paid enough in the wizarding business :(
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 18:52,
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I'm thinking of buying a grit box in Greenock
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 19:51,
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Ma da was frae Greenock
But he can talk properly
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:26,
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Was thinking more Flavor Flav...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:36,
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Surely
you mean Grandmaster Flash and the furious five?
Flavor Flav was late to that party
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:12,
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Imagine crawling downstairs in the dark at 3am, still drunk, and being confronted with this:
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:18,
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Time for the owners to ban themselves from TK Maxx home section
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:30,
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probably a speaking clock that comes to life
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:54,
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Truth Accepted!
(VicJameson: fucking internet virgins since, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 23:30,
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That's why the chopper is there, so you can speed past it
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 8:20,
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And not one of them tells the correct time...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 20:37,
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Right now or across the series of photos (assumed estate agents time 12.5 minutes).
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 0:35,
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Where's the taxidermy room filled with waistcoat wearing white rabbits?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 13 Apr 2026, 21:56,
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Just when you thought there wasn't a clock in the photo. Prize for first to find it!
(tinglto4 sheets to the wind, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 13:06,
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Lets not forget the oven
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 14:01,
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Looks like the camera person forgot to switch off the hoffman's lens filter.
£300k in Cleggy not bad for the size and location... off street parking too.
(swank, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 15:48,
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I heard your mum likes big clocks.
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 16:32,
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Weird that a sign saying you are
an alcoholic is fine as long as it says GIN. No one gets a sign saying MAD DOG 20/20.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:56,
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That and 'Wine o'clock'.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:43,
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+fat sweaty
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:43,
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i think the whole listing is a wind-up
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 15:32,
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