Well, that's it. We've finally peaked as a species and I feel honoured to have been alive to bear witness. It's only downhill from here, folks.
(, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 16:51, Reply)
Pack it up. We're done.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 20:34,
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'Because there's been two exchanges, it will go to the Judges' Scorecard'
Scorecard? For what?! Nicest shoes? Least teeth?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 21:08, Reply)
Style, control, damage and aggression I'd expect
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 21:12,
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20 odd years later and I can still hear her voice.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:29,
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I wonder how many hits to the head you need before you think this is a good idea.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Jun 2026, 22:20,
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It feels like it's a scene that was cut from Idiocracy
For being too far-fetched.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 6:15,
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Judging by this sport
downhill started a while back.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 12:59,
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There was never a hill.
MMA started as a way for two men to beat the crap out of each other with as few holds barred as possible. I've seen a fair few bouts and they all seemed to end up with one guy holding another on the ground and trying to use a free hand to hit them in the head until it was all over. It was boring, frankly.
I have no love for pugilism either - I think it's barely a step up from cock fighting - but UFC just takes all the crass aspects of boxing, turns them up to eleven, and leaves out anything that resembles sportsmanship or artistry.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 3:31,
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