Clacton voters
have the opportunity to do the funniest thing to ever happen and that will ever happen in British politics. PLEASE 🙏
(, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 19:25, Reply)
I have listened to about a dozen different talking head reports from Clacton over the past 2 days
and from that sample I have determined that at least 90% of them are among the most ignorant people in Essex. There is no hope of them paying the slightest bit of attention to political news, they mostly think Honest Nige' can do no wrong.
Given that there's no hope of a reality-based campaign succeeding in Clacton, my alternative would be some form of disenfranchising distraction. Give them a UFC250 style event, and/or some race riots from 10AM to 10PM, for example.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:07,
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What’s the saying?
Something about convincing people with five teeth to vote for someone with five houses?
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jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:26,
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Good god, I saw a talking head of someone in Clacton
and he had no teeth in the front of his mouth.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:07,
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Binface can't win. Farage is very popular though I'm not sure how well they'll get the vote out this time.
but... quite a lot of people will vote for any party other than Reform and if Binface gets double-digits it'll be excruciating for them.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:10,
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I've already persuaded my father to vote Binface
He was only included in the Clacton ward when the boundary was re drawn prior to the last election... and he was bloody pissed off about it, He can't stand the frog faced freeloader and at 94 relishes being a thorn in Farage's side.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2026, 12:34, Reply)