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This is a link post David Blaine: Dive of Death promo
Have a look at what the nutter is doing next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i hope he dies

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for you

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post someone's bitter eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of people say his stunts are stupid
but I quite like the pushing to the limit that he does during them. I wouldn't fancy doing them, and with all of the world now conquered there really isn't any Shackleton/Scott/Cook expeditions left.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with you
The world needs a bit of daredevil magic
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post we know they are tricks
we just don't know how he tricks us.
 (chippy time travel agents, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't watch that
but I'm still going to call him a prick.

Noon all, I'm back from a long and rather boozy Sunday lunch :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post How's Annabelle?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
she's a pain in the arse. She doesn't fit in the garage and lots of her bits don't work.

But I still love her :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had girlfriends like that
As long as she's a good ride she's worth the trouble ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Its funny
Mr t0ria's facebook status says something along those lines!

Hows things with you?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad
The windows are getting done next week, and I start my course.

Everything most chipper at the moment, if not a little busy :)

How's you? I was thinking of having another Mini-Bash at my house in the next few weeks, you up?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What course?
I haven't a spare weekend for ages I'm afraid. The bash on 1st November is in my diary for definite though!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I went for a boozy lunch,
then two people got onto how good it would be if there was a local BNP candidate for our area. I called them a bunch of racists cunts then walked out. Not only that, but an asian guy died under the bridge, next to the pub last year. Some of there family came down to lay flowers. They started saying 'look at them pakis etc..'. When I explained what had happened, they laughed and replied 'oh well, another one down'.

/cant stand racism blog.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Rascists = Fearful Morons

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I am still mad.
They are not only morons, but ignorant hypocritical morons at that. One of the 'its' was drooling over the Chinese food being bought outside, and 'it' went to a Chinese restaurant. If you are going to be racist, dont go to a fucking 'foreign' restaurant.

*puffs pants*

Anywho, 'ningles.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
I sat outside a a lovely pub down the road from me, which happens to be opposite a brothel. There was a very scary Lithuanian type chap who kept escorting scantily clad eastern European type girls inside.

My neighbourhood is "colourful".
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the Woodstock?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Woodstock?
No, maybe your knowledge of brothels is better than mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The Woodstock is lovely
Mrs P knows more of your area, I, alas have no knowledge of where cheap sex maybe found in your locality.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckers.
I swear there's more of them around recently. Was doing a two week intern thing a few weeks back and one of the dudes turned out to be scarily right wing. A black mate of mine has started getting shouted at on the way to work.
 (Cap'n, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post With the rising levels of obesity
only an American TV channel could promote a week of staying at home sitting on your fat arse.
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Only David Blaine
"Only David Blaine would hang upside down for 3 days, 5 stories high with no net"

...that tells you all you need to know.
 (I helped save b3ta! b3tamax-doovde Using recordable media since, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:44, Reply)