
FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized "family bucket".
(I wonder if they ordered diet cokes...?)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 9:47, Reply)

And I thought they only imposed table-turning rules at Hakkasan and Nobu.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:06, Reply)

Of an NHS nurse being morbidly obese and eating so much junk she gets a ticket. Time to try choking down a salad or two love!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Keep sticking it down yer neck love, we're all rooting for you, then we can have a good laugh when they have to take the front of your house off to take you to hospital when the fat folds start to rot.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)

...you need to get permission to leave a skip in a car park.
Reminds me of Eddie Izzard talking about what has the world come to when we need a bucket of chicken. "What next? A trough of gravy?"
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:31, Reply)