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This is a link post Schoolgirls banned from lessons for being 'too blonde'
It's the Daily Mail, so revel in the faux-outrage.

You would, though, wouldn't you.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post NEEDS MOAR IMMIGRANTZ
edit: Perhaps they are a natural shade of aeroplane blonde?
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post BAN THESE SLICK FIFTH YEARS

(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The comments on the story are real bitchy too,

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
*goes back to read comments*

Ha! This is my favourite:

"In all honesty i dont beleive in children dyeing their hair and i think the parents are foolish to allow children to damage their hair, but i hardly think it effects school work

- niki, ENGLAND"
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "Raegan remains adamant that her hair is a natural shade of blonde."
No its bloody not!

*Is a natural blonde and DOES NOT LIKE her hair! *

I AM OUTRAGED! I might comment on the Daily Fail site :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly the solution is so simple!!!
They need to be paraded naked on the stage at assembly and if their collars and cuffs dont match then they have plainly broken the schools rules and must be punished.

What is more, I would like to offer my punishment services, right after I sign the sex offenders register.

(runs off to be mates with Gary Glitter)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Too right!
Spanking is the only appropriate punishment. I will be happy to join you in administering justice. Hard, hard justice.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "But Raegan remains adamant that her hair is a natural shade of blonde."
Err, which is why we can see your roots?
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post In their defense, because this is a fuss over nothing,
she has *a* natural shade of hair (ish) even if it's not *her* natural shade. I.e., it's not bright blue.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha !
Their reported comments must have been done by a ghost-writer.

I'd make them take their make-up off as well - with scrubbing brushes ... dirty harlots.

\Victorian Dad blog
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You must be right
I have trouble believing people in Paris or San Diego bother to read that rubbish, even if ex-pats; what would be the odds of them getting their emails posted? Perhaps the next frothy response to some Daily Mail injustice we should all reply as if we are posting from Santiago De Chile, just to test my theory
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The natural hair colour
could do with touching up.

*is wary of using phrase "touching up"*
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:14, Reply)