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This is a link post Annoying and odd woman talks bollocks about masturbation
This woman has a few videos on here and she pretends to go into some kind of trance where she is under control from external forces before spurting out a load of bullshit.

Yes it's thoroughly annoying, I want to slap her round the face for suggesting that masturbation is the cause of paedophillia and rape...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Would
just to see her face when i fwap all over it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:50, Reply)
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Ironically I was wanking whilst watching this vid
 (munkybitch, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that not just a coincidence?
Now maybe of you had been shafting yourself up the arse with a dead, lubed up rat, that might have a sense of irony about it... perhaps?

It's a tricky one is irony.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I always have trouble with the part where the sleeves meet the main body of the shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I would
if she didn't talk, not once.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
she spent all that time and from what i can gather only came up with the following unfounded points:

1.Humans need visual or sensual experience to masturbate (untrue i masturbate from thought alone)

2. eventually this escalates to finding arousal in everything (non sequiter)

3. not being able to get sex from a normal relationship leads to anger which is manifested in abuse (again, non sequiter)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, right on brother!
what does non sequiter mean btw?
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post no idea
but it gives me the horn!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a logical fallacy
it means that one thing doesn't neccesarily lead to another, so masturbating a lot doesn't nesisarily lead to getting aroused all the time, that is a nonsense
 (I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah more of the complete opposite
surely constant wanking will reduce your labido.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Nope - that's a non sequitur
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it's like she is some cult leader or something
she seems to love the word manifest too.

wtf is "sensual" experience anyway? Is that like every sense? If so then yeah, you need those to pretty much function full stop lol!

Dappy cult leaders these days!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
yeah...it manifests itself in the manifestation

i meant sensory rather than sensual, shes saying you need some external sensory input to masturbate
 (I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post is she drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she might have been
sniffing the old lighter fuel by the sounds of things
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Masturbation also causes
epilepsy, according to my 1896 medical textbook.
But it's okay, because apparently you can avoid a fit by sniffing poppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
*wank*

*sniff*

*wank*

*sniff*

this is hard work
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a he

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:22, Reply)
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Lesbians lesbians women making love........with one another.
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:01, Reply)
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Thank you, baked potato.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:43, Reply)