Tortoise sex face
Remember the tortoise raping a shoe? Here is some more tortoise porn.
NSFW if you are a tortoise and at work. Both of which seem a fairly unlikely combination.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 18:29,
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Eeugh...
...I clicked 'I like this' and now I feel a bit dirty.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 19:51, Share, Reply)
He's having fun
but she looks a bit bored by the whole thing.
I used to have loads of tortoises when I was little. This makes me want one now.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 21:27,
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nah, I've seen that expression before
she's bloody loving it.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:41, Share, Reply)
He sounds like a whoopee cushion
that's sprung a leak.
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Maladicta, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:47,
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Well....
..I now have an erection.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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Amazing how humans mimic animals...
The male at the start... shoving her out of the way...
And yeah, the female REALLY looked as though she was enjoying it... Sort of bringing me back to the original point...
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I'm so gonna make that face/noise next time...
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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:35,
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