10 Input "Do you use PC or MAC?";a$
20 if a$="MAC" then print "You are a cnut. Macs are based on 40 year old UNIX."
30 if a$="PC" then print "You are a cnut. PCs are based on 30 year old MS-DOS."
40 if a$="linux" then print "Sex is something that just happens to other people, isn't it?"
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JamTallons, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:22,
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You spelt "cunt" wrong.
Twice.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:28,
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may i ask
how one makes one's writing all little like that?
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tickle I was away, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:19,
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<small>something inane </small>=
something inane
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:32,
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Consider yourself <i><b>ignored</i></b> moron.=
Consider yourself ignored moron.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:54,
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thank you!
lots and lots
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tickle I was away, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:41,
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I was being polite.
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JamTallons, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:22,
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if a$="Amiga" then Print "You are just too fucking awesome!"
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Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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Finally
A use for me "Awesome" badge!
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 14:20,
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