Wasps are where the real money is these days. As everyone knows
bees make honey but wasps make jam.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:42,
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I recognise this joke from somewhere,
though in the version I heard, I think that wasps made mustard.
But it's annoying me now, because I can't remember where I heard it.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:51,
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not heard the mustard one, although I am equally annoyed
as I can't remember where I heard the jam one.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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Eddie Izzard
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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Ah-ha!
Thank you!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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'Time Wasters Letters' book
by Robin Cooper I think - Waspard.
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industrial_bunny, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:52,
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Yes.
Not Izzard after all.
Thanks!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:38,
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Aha.
My mistake.
Izzard was earwigs making chutney/spiders making gravy.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 16:50,
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And wasps making fuck aaaalllll.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:05,
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Honey is bee vomit. True facts on the internet.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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