FIST BUMP!
oh microsoft.
best E3 news so far: Mass Effect 3 awesomeness and Minecraft on Xbox
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I cringed so hard
I don't think my face will be the same ever again. You disfigured me, you twunt!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)
The MS conference
was the worst conference it has ever been my misfortune to witness. I'm surprised they didn't offer the audience sick buckets at the end it was that twee. As for minecraft, it runs on java. Sony and Nintendo only need to port the open java platform over and that exclusive tag goes straight out the window. Last time I checked I had a mic so why the hell should I need to pay £100 for a camera to shout voice commands? I'm ranting now....Microsoft suck donkey balls...there, I said it.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:43,
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If the makers of Minecraft
have signed an exclusivity agreement with MS, then it will be exclusive. The language it's written in is irrelevant.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:54,
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They have already
announced that it is coming to Sony Ericson so that exclusivity is doubtful.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)
'Exclusive' means fuck all on its own in the video games industry.
Microsoft haven't come out and said how exclusive it is. It's either genuinely exclusive to the 360 in terms of home consoles, or is merely a timed exclusive where it will be some months before a PS3/Wii release.
Same with Sony Ericsson. It's "Exclusive" to the Xperia Play in that it's a plain old Java Android app only being sold on the Xperia Playstation store and not the Android Market. For now.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:15,
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Nintendo 2008.
Ravi Drums and that woman playing Wii Sports.
THAT was the worst E3 ever.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 3:17,
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But Disneyworld isn't the same without the queues!
I hope they've included that in the game.
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JamTallons, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:47,
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Awful awful awful.
Is that presenter the American answer to Michael McIntyre?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)
if I had any video editing software and the skills to use it...
I'd edit in an entirely different background to the bit where the kids are playing the game. Have them jumping out of, and then running away from the collapsing twin towers would be a start.
someone make this a reality, please.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:12,
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And announced in a press release instead of the keynote
they're adding cloud storage for saves/profiles.
Ignore the fluffy Kinect bollocks and it wasn't a bad showing considering there wasn't any new hardware.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:47,
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Say what you will
but my 8yr old daughter will fucking love that.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 2:40,
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I book 2 days off every year....
To watch E3 live. It's like geek heaven mixed with car-crash-Eurovision-horrible.
Casual games, standing up games, wave your arms games, wagglestick games can FUCK OFF!
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