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This is a normal post Will the method of delivery actually be to DROP the sausage?
The idea of something flying across the morning sunndappled fields, to my farmhouse and flopping a sausage into my waiting upraised hands fills me with joy and awe in equal measure.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a future in homoerotic literature...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yes it will
i envision a sausage strapped to a small parachute.

It may get blown a way from the drop point so i may have to add an LED or a buzzer or something to make it easier to find, but that problem is a way off yet, got lots of other stuff to get working first.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post can't you utitilise a bacon rocket for targeted delivery?
some pork obsessed genius invented one in the last few years if i recall correctly.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ah yes! the bacon rocket!
although it would be a simple matter to fire the sausages with rockets i worry they might be a bit dangerous to be honest, i'm planning on actually dropping the sausage to somone who can then eat it as the culmination of the project, i don;t really want to risk hurting them (or me if it's me)
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post true.
it was window smashingly powerful.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It would however
allow the simultaneous cooking and delivery of the sausage, thereby becoming a more efficient system.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post true! :D
i felt bad that i called you a cunt the other day, even if it was a quote.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone clicked that comment
That person may have been me.

In fact I'm disappointed no-one else called me that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post stop whining you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ha! i didn't see that.
all better now.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i'm still basically banned from doing anything with rockets
my wife simply doesn't understand the critical importance of my rocket science work
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ha! i was going to say i thought you might be banned but i didn't want to presume
that mrs explosion was a sensible person full of care for her family/kill joy.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i've tried explaining how the future of humanity may rest on my research
but she doesn;t give a fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post if the method of delivery fails with a normal sausage
you could develop a boucing meatball ala Barnes Wallis
 (martingee, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes that's a lovely idea

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sun 22 Apr 2012, 8:33, Reply)