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This is a link post SECRET WORLD Trailer

Firstly. This is an astonishing trailer.

Secondly. It's, by a long way, the best MMO I've played since Warcraft.

Thirdly. My female Asian character received oral sex in a cutscene from a girl who looked like Lucy Liu in the first ten minutes. Which was nice.

Play it. (If you're into these things and your PC can handle the bastard.)
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post you know that doesn't actually count as losing your virginity, right

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *bravo*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:20, Reply)
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What about if you have a wank over it?
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post even after you lose your virginity every wank you have revirginises you until the next time you get laid.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 2:43, Reply)
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Awesome.

I'll let the wife know.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 6:18, Reply)
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let the wife know wank some more
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "wife" - oh, bless.
Gamegeek thinks right hand is real human lady.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks awesome. I don't do MMOs but if I did, I'd do that.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:16, Reply)
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Let me give you a couple of little selling points.

You can pretty well Single Play through a lot of this.

And, amazingly, if you press 'B' in-game, a Google browser appears on-screen. This allows you to search for obscure references that you find all over the place. Bible quotes, Lovecraft, Illuminati - it's got real depth.

Oh, and there's massive references to John Carpenter movies all the way through - and that has to be a good thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless they're references to Ghost of Mars.
Or the Ward. Or anything really except The Thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
If anyone waxes lyrical about mr carpenter then they haven't seen ghosts of mars. The Thing is bastard awesome though
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm, this might lead to the reawakening of my dirty, shameful MMO habit...

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 3:11, Reply)
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It is a bit of a masterpiece, I have to say.

I've given Warcraft, Warhammer, Conan, Galaxies, Old Republic and LOTR a good go - and this is just, well, fucking better.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post if it's anything like pre-cu Galaxies I'm in

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't play MMO's

But this does look fab.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the trailer but given that it's an MMO you won't hear all the nice melancholy music
What you will here is a bunch of whiny racist twats calling each other gay running about nicking all the good collectables.

/Hates other people blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:00, Reply)