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This is a link post Falafel The Cat I made this!
I have made a book thing, it is about a hermitty-man who loses his pet cat and has to go and find him. It has photographs of cats in it, exciting things to fold out and look at and many words.

It is self-published and quite orange. It has an ISBN too! Currently I've only got it on sale on my ecommerce website but it'll be in a few Dorset bookshops soon and eventually Amazon, once I figure out how that shit works.

"Best book in the world" - a friend who hasn't actually read it.
"It made me laugh and cry" - my aunt.

I've been working on it for about four years now and am quite proud, I'm incredibly curious to get some honest feedback and am looking for any blogs and websites that are small enough to review something like this. Any recommendations? You could also buy it, if you wanted to, I will not stop you. I would even sign it. That would make me feel pretty important.



That is what it looks like. It's quite pretty.
 (I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post FtCaC

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone had to say it :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Eschercats!
Also, good luck with this. I fear the CaC brigade will piss all over your chips here but I like the look of it and may even buy a copy.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee. It is 99% about the man looking for the cat rather than the cat, although
I suspect the cat photograph at the start of every chapter may enrage them.

Thank you! I'm just quite excited to have a box of my books, I've not really considered what to do now. I do at least have a nice new footstool.
 (I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post MlfCaC

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post your surname conjures some unpleasant imagery
good luck with the book though
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The 'G' could be more 'G'-like on the cover, I think.
But thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post gun trip?
Or gunt rip?

Either way - i concur.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Good spot
If Mr Guntrip published a book called Damaged Vaginas it would probably become one of those Amazon links that never dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck dude
I could never write a book :-/
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and you have trouble colouring in
without going over the lines too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post if i didnt know better (and i dont)
i would say that the first row of cats are getting it up the arse from the second row and the second row who have front paws on the shoulders of there bumsex partners, are getting it from the row behind and so on and so and so forth
basically the cats are doing it doggy stylee on the cover of a book you sick twisted person this is an internet outrage i tell you and outrage

*shakes impotent beadle hand in rage*
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)