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We're all quite prominently featured in there.

He claims he could have been 'the next big thing' at B3TA and calls me an 'uppity bastard.'

That's about right.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything about that forum makes me shudder.
From the use of the wretched word 'banter' in its name (more offensive to me than the word 'cunt') to it's dreadful, Nuts-magazine-style list of topics that you can 'enjoy' - cars, women...er...I can't remember the others, my brain shut down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Chivers was excellent on banter...
blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscience/100141906/if-you-like-banter-you-are-an-idiot/

I'm pretty sure that Nuts was advertised as "Cars... Women... Dangerous Animals". The latter actually made me laugh at the time, though I don't think it was a joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I seem to remember the TV advert going like...
"like women? Like football? Like motors?" Ugh. My friend and I used to amuse ourselves by thinking up other "likes..." to the list, such as "like being pigeon-holed as a desperately alpha-male twat?" and "like crying AND masturbating at the same time?".

I'm going to read that article now. If you use twitter, there's an account called @completeledge who is worth following if you're keen to see the perfect parody of this sort of person.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post "like women? Like football? Like motors?"
Was this made for Tabs? Seriously fits his demographic.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with a bit of banter?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post But you are a right uppity bastard, you should hear what Tab Hunter calls you when hes fucked up on coke and pcp!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, Tabs isn't classy enough to be doing coke!
Sniffing hand sanitiser and eating urinal cakes maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Is /links too cliquey?
It seems that there's a HUGE range of people who post, from oldsters who've been here for almost a decade to people who joined a few months ago. There's certainly a wide range of opinions too.

Maybe the lesson to be learnt here is: Don't attempt to defend yourself from accusations of sex-pestery by providing proof of your sex-pestery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering that, how can you deny being a sex-pest paedo and then providing evidence of being a sex-pest paedo?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah no, not very. Block just 1-2 people and it becomes very quiet and sad.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)