pfft
methinks the lady doth protest too much
(mutated monty, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:37,
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*grabs cockporn*
Damnit, i meant popcorn!!! I MEANT POPCORN!!!1!
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:38,
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Still, he's probably happy that you're directing traffic to his website.
His twitter makes for some fairly tragic reading, however.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:39,
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We're all quite prominently featured in there.
He claims he could have been 'the next big thing' at B3TA and calls me an 'uppity bastard.'
That's about right.
(waz4444Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:05,
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Everything about that forum makes me shudder.
From the use of the wretched word 'banter' in its name (more offensive to me than the word 'cunt') to it's dreadful, Nuts-magazine-style list of topics that you can 'enjoy' - cars, women...er...I can't remember the others, my brain shut down.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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I'm pretty sure that Nuts was advertised as "Cars... Women... Dangerous Animals". The latter actually made me laugh at the time, though I don't think it was a joke.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:18,
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Yes, I seem to remember the TV advert going like...
"like women? Like football? Like motors?" Ugh. My friend and I used to amuse ourselves by thinking up other "likes..." to the list, such as "like being pigeon-holed as a desperately alpha-male twat?" and "like crying AND masturbating at the same time?".
I'm going to read that article now. If you use twitter, there's an account called @completeledge who is worth following if you're keen to see the perfect parody of this sort of person.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:46,
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"like women? Like football? Like motors?"
Was this made for Tabs? Seriously fits his demographic.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:49,
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But you are a right uppity bastard, you should hear what Tab Hunter calls you when hes fucked up on coke and pcp!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:20,
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Come on, Tabs isn't classy enough to be doing coke!
Sniffing hand sanitiser and eating urinal cakes maybe.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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Is /links too cliquey?
It seems that there's a HUGE range of people who post, from oldsters who've been here for almost a decade to people who joined a few months ago. There's certainly a wide range of opinions too.
Maybe the lesson to be learnt here is: Don't attempt to defend yourself from accusations of sex-pestery by providing proof of your sex-pestery.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:23,
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I was wondering that, how can you deny being a sex-pest paedo and then providing evidence of being a sex-pest paedo?
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:28,
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Ah no, not very. Block just 1-2 people and it becomes very quiet and sad.
(macroscian(1 like), Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:13,
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Isn't there a 'Not Suitable For Anyone' button you could have used?
(presferatu, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:44,
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I don't think I would have been helping matters by highlighting his confusion of slander and libel.
But all I want to do is help! Or be a pedantic cunt. Oh right, probably more the latter.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:03,
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AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU BRENTOS
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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You spelt a word wrong.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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I know, but I don't want to be called an "ignorant cunt"
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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you ignorant cunt
(tickleI was away, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:36,
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Must try harder: www.b3ta.com/links/692408 This is STILL my favourite example of me being called a cunt. Also: Gazzed you.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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Nice work!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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that is a good 'un.
i'll revise my strategy accordingly.
(tickleI was away, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:00,
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Top Quote: i aint having some pissflap saying things about me.
(SpinIts a thing., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:35,
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But I always thought he was a pair of pissflaps
Maybe he pulled himself together?
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:28,
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And it was my thread too
*weeps with joy at internet fame*
(simbosanis too tired, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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If I didn't have so much shitty work to do I'd fashion you a
"TERRIBLE PAEDO NONCED UP MY THREAD" rosette.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:50,
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Oh if you can't be bothered.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:09,
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I can see that going on alot of profiles around here.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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YAY!
See, you're not COMPLETELY useless.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:42,
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I've not watched the video, as it looks slightly NSFW...
But if anyone has watched it, can you see it going in and stuff?
(redazrilI LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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Just a girl smoking a cigarette really.
(waz4444Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:06,
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Hi guys! Whats going on?
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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Shenanagans
Or '/Links', as I like to call it.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:40,
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Nice to know that /links is making an impression.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 13:45,
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ha ha
he's a mental one, leave him be. A mental pedo. Look out kids.
(------, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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.
fuck up
(kompressauronlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:29,
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hey!!....he coulda been the next big thing round here you bastard!
pffh
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 14:48,
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.
i said that as a joke if you didnt get that chaps. honest lads youve let me all down. Ive visited this place for 10 years and then i comment on something, get abused and you all side with your man. Thats up to you. you cant see it. Slag me, call me names, do as you do. I fail to see the enjoyment but you seem to know. Carry on as if your someone. Well done that username,
(kompressauronlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:23,
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....
oh and thanks for the hits. If i get one person that knocks about and decides to post in time then my job is done. Thanks again.
(kompressauronlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:27,
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.
so can you remind me why im a peado again? What exactlly did i do again? Heh it's not nice having to defend yourself against all this Is this fun to you all? fuck the facts lets lynch a peodo. fuck i thought you wehere all a bit above that. i didnt realise i was in a 4chan type of place.
Is this how you get you kicks?
(kompressauronlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:52,
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4chan is probably more your sort of place anyway, anyone can act the hard hard man on the internet.
Here's a lollipop, now shut the fuck up and stop perpetuating the situation.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:11,
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fuck up
you dont know what your talking about. Let the adults talk.
(kompressauronlinebanter.com, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:22,
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Lame.
I'm off to drink cider in the sun. Play nice now.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:33,
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At the risk of wading into an utterly pointless argument
I think the general feeling among most people on B3ta is that paying for sex is shameful, and only serves to encourage the trafficking and abuse of vulnerable and fucked up women.
You clearly have a different opinion.
People are nice here. Are you sure you wouldn't be happier somewhere else?
(Mr MannI love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:35,
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Hey hey, darling; go shove it up your suppurating cockend sideways. Skelly's a good sort; you're an idiot:
"and b3ta loses all respect by deleting the thread." It didn't get deleted, it's been archived. "just incase they delete it all again" Again- not deleted. "fucking idiots. If i was in a pub and there was 10 of them ill still break 6 of their jaws before they kick the shit out of me." Well done, I can almost hear your knuckles dragging across the keyboard from here.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:39,
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I can't be bothered.
You are the tattoo-on-face-sex-pest-nonce, AICMFP.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:26,
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*Hands over £5*
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:16,
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