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Fifty Shades Generator - Terrible erotic fiction at the click of a button I made this!
We've created what could be the future of erotic fiction. At the click of a button, you get original and truly horrific 'mommy-porn' literature that manages to rival its inspiration in cringeworthyness.
(McChaff, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:29, Share, Reply)

I only just found out
That 50 shades of grey was Twilight fan fiction. Explains a great deal.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:38, Share, Reply)

ok, you win
the greatest link ever

no one can argue with

"My crusty fuck trench was trembling like a rat on acid."

very well done sir!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:00, Share, Reply)

Disgusting, repugnant, horrid, sick, filth...
*click*
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:01, Share, Reply)

That's rather splendid

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 10:33, Share, Reply)

superb
giggling like a loon here.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:01, Share, Reply)

TGMTRFH

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:24, Share, Reply)

Haha, best one in mine:
"I began sweating like a midget in a penguin shoot"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:34, Share, Reply)

I have actually wet myself you cunt.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:10, Share, Reply)

You utter fucking cunt
I have 3 teenage girls in the room and they want to know why I'm laughing. If I show them...

^clicks^
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:52, Share, Reply)