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This is a link post Fifty Shades Generator - Terrible erotic fiction at the click of a button I made this!
We've created what could be the future of erotic fiction. At the click of a button, you get original and truly horrific 'mommy-porn' literature that manages to rival its inspiration in cringeworthyness.
 (McChaff, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I only just found out
That 50 shades of grey was Twilight fan fiction. Explains a great deal.
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"My crusty fuck trench was trembling like a rat on acid."

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giggling like a loon here.
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"I began sweating like a midget in a penguin shoot"
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I have 3 teenage girls in the room and they want to know why I'm laughing. If I show them...

^clicks^
 (all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)