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This is a link post The Mars rover Curiosity will be landing at 5:31am GMT
Here's the NASA stream for anyone that'll be awake.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That's 06:31 British Summer Time.
With a 14 minute delay on a signal to Mars currently, I'll be getting up at about 6 to catch the start.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What if the Martian birds walk round topless, what will you do then?!
OH NO!
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post everyone knows there are 3 titted whores on mars.

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Earth slime!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiylTqSAiaM
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll wait for Melina.

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be watching that
until I go to work at 6.35. If it's not landed by then it's not likely to ever get down in one piece.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post True, but by 6:35, we won't even know whether it's started descent yet.
06:10 - NASA sends command to begin descent
06:24 - Curiosity receives signal, begins descent, and informs Earth
06:31 - Curiosity lands or crashes; informs Earth if it's capable of doing so
06:38 - Earth receives 'begun descent' signal
06:45 - Earth might receive 'landed safely' signal
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Will it be in 3D HD smell-o-vision?
I want to smell the martian's armpits
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post 06:46 - Martian birds flash their tits

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post since when did GMT
become known as 'Universal'?

You'd think Nasa would know better...
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) is the baseline atomic-clock-following standard
GMT only happens to be equal to UTC±0 by arbitrary choice (because it was the baseline before UTC was designed).
By the same technique, BST is not GMT+1, it is UTC+1.

Every timezone in the world is defined as UTC plus or minus something. GMT is no different.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post GMT=Great Martian Tits

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post good knowledge
have +10 internet points
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, sorry, I didn't answer your question
"since 1972"
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Because Greenwich mean time is mean, and bullies all the other time zones.

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Top link
thanks for that :)
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Still got my fingers crossed that there are fucking cats on mars.

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are on the moon
not Mars, silly.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes sense
them clangers look like tasty titbits
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post CaC! Poor clangers! :(

(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post We all know it's going to be rock-cannon-cobras
See?: www.metacafe.com/watch/mv-tPWr/on_the_surface_of_mars/
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post A good explanation of the trials of landing the damn thing
www.nasa.gov/multimedia/videogallery/index.html?media_id=146903741

Crazy complex. Will it work? For me there are too many elements to the landing.
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I am reminded of this Python nonsense:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXEgRGvfOwE
(, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks fellow b3tans
I would have missed this, really glad I didn't
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 6:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here.
I fucking love Mars!

Seriously though, well done NASA/JPL. Let's see what she'll find.
(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 6:59, Reply)