How To Light A Bonfire.
Happy Bonfire Night You 'orrible Lot.
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Happy Bonfire Night You 'orrible Lot.
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That was a very stupid thing to do...
...but I want a go now!! Also well done to them for not showing the event several times in slow motion.
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...but I want a go now!! Also well done to them for not showing the event several times in slow motion.
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It's bonfire night, time to break out the booze, set fire to your face and then get that skin graft you've been saving for.
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Quite right!
I have half a box of fireworks that I left in my local pub on Saturday night waiting for me this evening!
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I have half a box of fireworks that I left in my local pub on Saturday night waiting for me this evening!
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I bet you stuck bagers up cat's arses ...
and lit them. You savage ! :)
Edit - BANGERS - bagers could be confused with badgers - which would be a sight in itself !
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and lit them. You savage ! :)
Edit - BANGERS - bagers could be confused with badgers - which would be a sight in itself !
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Funny English people
you wanna borrow my guns for tonight Bready? All in the name of celebration and personal protection!
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you wanna borrow my guns for tonight Bready? All in the name of celebration and personal protection!
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That worked a treat
only good thing about Halloween is that it provides a lot of used pumpkins for bonfire night experiments
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only good thing about Halloween is that it provides a lot of used pumpkins for bonfire night experiments
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That has 'cunt' written all over it ...
but it did look like fun though :D
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but it did look like fun though :D
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I rather grudgingly respect this
Life without being downright stupid occasionally is very, very dull.
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Life without being downright stupid occasionally is very, very dull.
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I'm an absolute idiot, it's brilliant until you find yourself in court.
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The stupid things I used to do
were more likely to leave me in a hospital (or a morgue) than a court, but I have some great memories.
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were more likely to leave me in a hospital (or a morgue) than a court, but I have some great memories.
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^ This
But I don't have the great memories - too many dance drugs I'm afraid have clouded the mind :(
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But I don't have the great memories - too many dance drugs I'm afraid have clouded the mind :(
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Mine are mostly vehicle related.
Without turning this into QOTW. I once got hit by a tree branch while 'surfing' on top of a Transit van; that was a hospital job. Changing cars at 90 mph on the motorway by climbing across was a favourite.
Now my most exciting quirk is to walk into any one wearing camoflage clothes and apologise for not seeing them. Sad, I know, but I can't help it.
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Without turning this into QOTW. I once got hit by a tree branch while 'surfing' on top of a Transit van; that was a hospital job. Changing cars at 90 mph on the motorway by climbing across was a favourite.
Now my most exciting quirk is to walk into any one wearing camoflage clothes and apologise for not seeing them. Sad, I know, but I can't help it.
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Walking into people in camouflage clothing and apologising for not seeing them, that's awesome, i'm going to try that.
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The sad bit is
I do it when I'm on my own, and then giggle to myself like Mutley.
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I do it when I'm on my own, and then giggle to myself like Mutley.
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I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids :-(
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It's lucky it went between the many pieces of wood,
and not bounce back into the crowd.
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and not bounce back into the crowd.
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I'm going to an organised display in the square about 50yds from my house.
(though in my time I have had my fair share a bangers go off between my legs)
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(though in my time I have had my fair share a bangers go off between my legs)
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